Well, if bombing the thread with images is your game, here is what I own!
First, my crappy Encore!
I got this from a Cash Generator for sixty quid. It's a piece of shit but I keep hold of it because most of my early songs were written on it and it was more or less my go-to guitar in a couple of years ago. I also think it's a good experience playing it, because it's so shit that even playing barre chords on it is a struggle, and so playing it like that occasionally makes it good for my hand strength. I also put stickers from the front of albums I buy on it now, for some reason. Off the top I my head, I remember it has NIN, Cooper Temple Clause, Ryan Adams and I think an Eminem one on there somewhere. It's kind of a statement of abuse really, because I hate guitars covered in stickers.
The Grey Beast. Traded my Tele standard to a mate for this and £25. It's great for metal and not much else, but it damn well does that job. Good guitar, I like its non-PRS look too. Although I call it the Grey Beast because I couldn't possibly tell you what brand it is without looking, let alone the model.
My Fender electro-acoustic. The guitar I use to write with now, if I had to pick one guitar to keep and get rid of the others, it'd be this one. Also has a pretty badass distorted tone.
My Hofner. This has been in my family for like, forty years, it's a beautiful, beautiful guitar. It's got the most insane distorted tone, I use it in my metal band. You can't tune it though, the intonation is fucked. However, put it in an open or alternate tuning and you're sorted.
My Yammy! First electric guitar I owned, because no way was I buying a Strat. I thought until recently it was a piece of shit, and in truth it doesn't play very well. But it's actually a pretty good guitar with a very powerful bridge pickup that works great for metal. It's somewhat falling to bits though - the neck pickup's screws came out and so I just gaffer taped it in place. This actually had an interesting effect on the tone, and now it works great for hardcore punk, Black Flag in particular. I also really like the way it looks like that.
My pride and joy. This guitar can do fucking anything. It was my dream guitar, I don't think I've had it for more than a year and a half at this point. Clean tones and dirty tones are great on both pickups, I can use it for any type of music I want to try and it does it effortlessly. It's also a dream to play and as far as aesthetics is my favourite guitar to look at. I've put one sticker on it - from the little-remembered metal band Fony, who I fucking love and miss a lot - because I'm a believer in, if you're having stickers, having one tasteful sticker, so I've got this one on it.
My lap steel. I distort it and use it for my metal band. I love this fucking thing, but I need to learn how to play it better.
Also, they aren't guitars, but...
My mandolin! This I can play better, I just gotta write the chords down usually so I remember where I am. I can't play Losing My Religion, because i forget how, but gimme a couple of minutes and I pretty much remember. I love this fucking thing and once I start home-recording I'm going to be using it, and the lap steel, a lot.
The greatest impulse buy in history. £99 for this bad boy and I've got hours and hours and hours of use out of it.
