This computer's shitty RAM, bandwidth and I will cockpunch the next motherfucker who quotes a photo. Until then, I have hot rod news!
I would just like for you all to know that Seymour Duncan have a bloody wealth of information regarding wiring guitars with various pickup, tone + volume, and switching configurations. I now know exactly how I'm going to wire this Bo Diddley Strat of mine, and no thanks to those pricks at Fender. Tomorrow it's off to the hardware store again to find insulated wire in both black and yellow, and after work I'll set to work on soldering all of that shit (gonna be a bit time-consuming since there's 12 places I have to solder, ugh).
I found out the hard way that the bridge pickup of a Telecaster is significantly larger than that of a Strat, and that the lipstick neck pickup is a bit loose, but it can still be worked around without doing any chopping. I had been told the opposite and was much disappointed when I had to file off 1/16" of pickguard in each direction to get the pickup hole to be the right size. Fortunately I don't have to cut into wood at all, but I was at a standstill for a good while.
Another pain in the ass (which, fortunately, I was expecting) came with the mounting screw configuration. I had to make 3 holes that would correspond with the mounting screwholes on the bridge pickup. At first I tried to do it with a 1/16" drill bit but it was too small. I wound up at the hardware store this morning to find the right size (which happens to be 3/32", for anybody who may want to mount a Tele bridge pickup on their guitar), and it worked perfectly, so I wound up being late to work because I really wanted to mount that fucking pickup.
tl;dr hot-rodding guitars is the Funnest Thing