This weekend I saw pretty much one of the greatest horror films ever. Well, it wasn't that good. But it is something I am going to force all of my friends to watch. I present to you....
Sleepaway Camp!!!This movie freaking rocks. It's not really scary until the end which did freak me out(because it is so incredibly fucked), but it's very cheesy. It was made in freaking 1983. That says it all right there.
Spoiler alert! I'm pretty much going to detail much of the movie here. Scroll past my post if you don't want to read them.Ok, so this movie is about this girl, Angela. During a tragic boating accident, her family is killed. She goes to live with her cousin's family. His mom sends them both off to sleepaway camp, where she talks to no one and becomes an outcast. Finally, her cousin's friend starts talking to her, and the two become a couple. They are pretty much the greatest teenage/pre-teen couple ever. He's always trying to feel her up, and she's always pushing him off. It's hilarious.
Anyway, everyone else(kids, and counselors) at camp is mean to her. They throw her in the water, throw water balloons at her, and pretty much make her camp life hell, but she gets revenge, as soon all her tormentors end up dying. A chef is pushed into a boiling pot of water, a counselor is stabbed while showering, a camper is stung to death by bees while shitting, a girl has her hot curling iron stuffed up her vag. The deaths are great, however no one knows who is doing it. The head counselor is sure it's her cousin. We soon learn he is wrong when he struggles with the cousin, knocking him unconscious, and is then killed while the boy remains asleep.
Around this time, Angela asks her boyfriend to meet her on the beach for a little peer-pressure induced sex(he calls her a prude, and then makes out with another girl). He meets her there, and she has him take off his clothes. We a cut to a different scene before we get to see anything happen. In this scene everyone is running around, gathering campers, because the killer is on a killing spree that night(I believe 4 people were killed that night, as opposed to the one a day). Two counselors run to the beach where the discover a naked Angela sitting with her back turned to us, and her boyfriend laying on the ground in front of her, his head in her lap. They call to her, and she stands up. Her boyfriend's bloodied severed head rolls from her lapon on to the ground. Angela turns around, growling, and we discover her secret. Angela is a boy! A strange, creepy, sharped tooth, monkey boy.