1 How does the world see me?
Failsafe- New Pornographers
2. Will I have a happy life?
God, Make up your mind-Cold war Kids
3. What do my friends really think of me?
I'm Still Your Fag-Broken Social Scene (what)
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Stab-Built to Spill (I'll take a no)
5. How can I make myself happy?
Stupidity Tries- Elliott Smith
6. What am I like in bed?
Like A forest - Low
7. Will I ever have children?
If She wants me- Belle & Sebastian
8. What is some good advice for me?
Driver 8-REM
9. How will I be remembered?
DOA- Foo Fighters
10. What is my signature dancing song?
Thats the Way- Led Zeppelin
11. What do I think my current theme song is?
Out For Kicks Chisel
12. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Mass Romantic - New Pornographers
13. What song will play at my funeral?
Handjobs for the holidays
14. What type of men/women do I like?
All the Old Showstoppers- New Pornographers (old people

)
15. What is my day going to be like tomorrow?
Willie the Pimp- Frank Zappa
See? They don't always make sense.