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Patrick:
In Soviet Russia, shitty joke tells you. Done told that bitch twice now.

What do you call a Middle-Eastern man flying an airplane?



THE FUCKING PILOT, YOU IGNORANT ASSHOLE

in b4 'herd it alredy'

Chrasstor:
Why wasn't the cancer patient feeling well?


He had gloves on!

EDIT:

Also! What's the difference between a pimple and a Priest?

A pimple waits until kids turn 13 to come on their face~!

muteKi:

--- Quote from: KimJongSick on 15 Oct 2007, 11:45 ---In Soviet Russia, shitty joke tells you. Done told that bitch twice now.

--- End quote ---

My favorite is this: "In America, you tap dance. In Soviet Russia, dancers tap you!"


I also can't wait until self-navigating cars are on the market so the /.'ers will say, "In Soviet Russia, YOU drive car!"

Patrick:
I'd fulfill my genetic imperatives by sticking my wee-wee in her vagina.

mi doin it rite, gaiz?

Yayniall:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bigish
Bigish who?
Not today thanks.

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