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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
Josefbugman:
How many fruedians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
two. One to hold the ladder and another to screw in the Penis.
LIGHTBULB, I MEANT LIGHTBULB!
(bad joke I know)
Dollface:
A man and his wife go to their weekend getaway in the mountains where the husband likes to fish and the wife likes to read
the husband came home early one day from fishing and went to bed
the wife decided now would be her chance to go out on the boat and read
so she did
she didn't know the lake very well so she just layed anchor anywhere and began to read
along came a officer and told her "what are you doing?"
"reading" said the woman
"this is a restricted fishing area"
"but i'm not fishing"
"that may be true but you have all of the equipment so i will have to take you in"
"if you do that i will charge you with rape" the woman says
"but i didn' touch you"
"this may be true but you have all of the right equipment"
Moral of the story is: never mess with a woman who knows how to read.
beat mouse:
hay do you like fishsticks
Yayniall:
Oh dang, i feel silly.
It was on the list of new replies to your posts and I didn't realise it was that long since I posted.
=/
Plus if I started a new joke thread I'd get "WE HAD ONE OF THESE IN 2007, LURK MOAR"
aLSO
I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley.
She said "Tenpin?"
I said, "No, permanent."
Christophe:
--- Quote from: beat mouse on 10 Apr 2009, 19:15 ---hay do you like fishsticks
--- End quote ---
Why yes, I like fishsticks.
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