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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
Caspian:
--- Quote from: Dollface on 11 Apr 2009, 05:59 ---
--- Quote from: Barmymoo on 11 Apr 2009, 04:45 ---What's blue and square?
An orange in disguise.
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This is comedy fucking gold
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yeah, I lol'd. Also that noddy joke was killer.
Nodaisho:
You've probably heard the first one before, but it doesn't look like it was in this thread.
What's green, nailed to a wall, and whistles?
A herring.
Two rock climbers were out scaling a cliff in a heavy wind. Unfortunately, as their gear was not properly secured, they fell down and hit some sharp rocks. As their souls began to ascend to heaven, they saw a pair of eagles. Awed, the two souls said, "Ah, eagles!" ...To be polite, the eagles said nothing.
Caspian:
--- Quote from: Nodaisho on 12 Apr 2009, 01:41 ---You've probably heard the first one before, but it doesn't look like it was in this thread.
What's green, nailed to a wall, and whistles?
A herring.
Two rock climbers were out scaling a cliff in a heavy wind. Unfortunately, as their gear was not properly secured, they fell down and hit some sharp rocks. As their souls began to ascend to heaven, they saw a pair of eagles. Awed, the two souls said, "Ah, eagles!" ...To be polite, the eagles said nothing.
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"ah, two souls"? I don't get it :-P
Nodaisho:
Lose the two, and say it out loud.
Jimmy the Squid:
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.
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