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JD:
Rectum? No, I smashed his face in!

pharmmajor:
What sound does a masturbating dandy make?

"Fop fop fop fop fop."

Stryc9Fuego:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Batman.
Interrupting Batman wh--
MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!

TheFuriousWombat:
A nun is driving in a seedy neighborhood. She sees a sign outside a dilapidated building that says 'Quickies: $25.' The nun, having been raised in the church and never much exposed to the world is very innocent and does not understand. She pulls in at the  convent down the street and asks one of the sisters there, 'sister, what's a quickie?' And the sister replies, '$25, just like down the street.'

Hey-O!

pharmmajor:
Two black guys are peeing off the side of the Golden Gate bridge. One of them turns to the other and says "Damn... this water's cold."

His friend looks at him and replies, "Yeah... and deep."

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