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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
JD:
--- Quote from: Siibillam-Law on 27 May 2009, 17:18 ---What does ET stand for?
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zerobar:
I have an incredibly dirty joke that I love telling at bars, but I'm afraid of posting it here and getting the thread locked. It's not particularly offensive, just DIRTY. I'll offset it with another.
Tarzan and Jane are in the jungle and they get to talking about sex. Jane asks Tarzan, "Tarzan how do you have sex?"
Tarzan is confused and asks, "What this sex?"
Jane explains and Tarzan says, "Oh Tarzan just find hole in tree."
Horrified, Jane says, "We're going to do this the right way," and lays down naked on the floor. Jane commands Tarzan, "Tarzan, you put it here."
Tarzan then punts Jane in the crotch as hard as he can. After Jane writhes around in pain and after regaining her focus exclaims, "What did you do that for?"
Tarzan explains, "Tarzan check for bees."
wah...wah...wah...
i love jokes
MrBlu:
Crap.
Yayniall:
--- Quote from: Siibillam-Law on 27 May 2009, 17:18 ---What does ET stand for?
I don't know, I haven't heard his policies
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What's ET short for?
He's only got little legs.
Zingoleb:
One muffin says to another, "Holy crap, a talking muffin!"
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