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I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« on: 25 Aug 2007, 08:27 »
Tha's right, ya'll.  I found a Johnny C comment on YouTube, under his internet moniker "JCSunshine."  I just happened to run across it.  That is amazing. Go back to the page 3 of comments on this video.

I love coincidences.
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Where I come from, we usually just shorten that to "yee-haw!"

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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #1 on: 25 Aug 2007, 09:02 »
Dust to dust and ashes to ashes
Into the tomb, the great queen dashes


yeah, you should be creeped out
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #2 on: 25 Aug 2007, 10:21 »
Quote from: Anyways on 25 Aug 2007, 10:01
Wait, wait, hang on - you read youtube comments? Without dying of grief and loss of faith in humanity? What kind of monster are you?

I know Flaming Ostrich very well, and I can tell you he is in fact, non organic!  He is a robot he has no feelings. As such he can read as many mind numbing comments as he so wishes without feeling an urge to curl up with chicken noodle soup and a nice warm blanket.
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #3 on: 25 Aug 2007, 12:48 »
I saw an opportunity for lulz and I seized it.
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #4 on: 25 Aug 2007, 13:49 »
R E A D B O OOOOKAAAAAYYYY
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #5 on: 25 Aug 2007, 18:39 »
I found your mum on youtube

AND RAPED HER BLEEDING CUNT
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #6 on: 25 Aug 2007, 19:08 »
I checked this thread on miles of hope and shall leave it on crushed dreams. I was hoping you'd found a video of JC playing live.

WORTHLESS.
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #7 on: 25 Aug 2007, 19:14 »
That would have been something!
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #8 on: 25 Aug 2007, 19:24 »
I found this and it cheered me up. It's such an upbeat song!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BF0NVBX5wpk&mode=related&search=

I think this band could really become something huge. Keep your ears open.
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #9 on: 27 Aug 2007, 07:46 »
I couldn't find his comment.  :[
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #10 on: 27 Aug 2007, 14:46 »
LIES.

THERE IS NO SUCH COMMENT.

NOT EVEN ON PAGE 4.
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #11 on: 27 Aug 2007, 15:14 »
Err, no offense but who the f*** is Johnny C ?!
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #12 on: 27 Aug 2007, 15:29 »
Who the fuck are you?
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #13 on: 27 Aug 2007, 15:53 »
Just a new user on the world wide qc-board
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #14 on: 27 Aug 2007, 16:55 »
Dr. Cox is my personal hero.

Much like Johnny C.
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #15 on: 27 Aug 2007, 17:07 »
Who the hell is this Johnny C? You're talking about Johnny Cash?!
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #16 on: 27 Aug 2007, 17:11 »
Johnny C once cured my dog of blindness.
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #17 on: 27 Aug 2007, 17:16 »
He's not Jesus, but he has the same initials.
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #18 on: 27 Aug 2007, 17:18 »
He's the Canadian Jesus.

Some excerpts from the Canadian Bible

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Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth, eh?  But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whatever hoser shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also, eh?
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #19 on: 27 Aug 2007, 17:22 »
I refuse to believe that the Canadian Bible does not contain a reference to maple syrup at least once a verse.
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #20 on: 27 Aug 2007, 17:27 »
Guys, really, WHO is Johnny C? So much mystery, geeze.
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #21 on: 27 Aug 2007, 17:31 »
I don't know what the big deal is, he's probably just some cocksucker.
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #22 on: 27 Aug 2007, 17:44 »
Quote from: Storm Rider on 27 Aug 2007, 17:22
I refuse to believe that the Canadian Bible does not contain a reference to maple syrup at least once a verse.
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #23 on: 27 Aug 2007, 17:47 »
Heresy!  Maple Syrup is never mentioned in the Canadian Bible.

Beavers on the other hand.
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #24 on: 27 Aug 2007, 18:18 »
Maple syrup is the focus of the Gospel According To Quebec, but that's Gnostic so it doesn't really count.
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #25 on: 28 Aug 2007, 09:07 »
much like john galt, no one really knows who Johnny C is.  He lives in a far better place and contacts you only if you deserve to join him there.

I say we begin to use the phrase "Who is Johnny C?" in conversation.
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #26 on: 28 Aug 2007, 11:47 »
Quote from: Daniel on 27 Aug 2007, 17:47
Heresy!  Maple Syrup is never mentioned in the Canadian Bible.

Beavers on the other hand.

There's actually a fair amount of controversy over the contents of the original Canadian Bible because it was written in the original British and mis-translations abound.  Observe this passage in the P. E. Trudeau translation:

"And Lo, God spoke unto John A., and did command him to Ratify a Divine Document.  And God did Say: 'You will not Sever your relations with Britannia as did the Perfidious tribe of Onanists and Phillistines to the South.  You will instead maintain the gentle hand of Britannia so that it might Bitch Slap your highest Court.  You will maintain the Queen's Divine image on your monies, which will be of many Colour and not just One.'  And John A. did follow the word of God, and the land was fruitful, and the beaver did Multiply and were Skinned in great multitude."
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #27 on: 29 Sep 2007, 17:43 »
He's also on Songmeanings: http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=3530822107858661324

Johnny Cash the cocksuscker is everywhere
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #28 on: 29 Sep 2007, 18:06 »
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #29 on: 01 Oct 2007, 02:29 »
sorry! i just want everyone else's cock to feel as good as mine did last night
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #30 on: 01 Oct 2007, 06:00 »
...you have a cock?
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #31 on: 01 Oct 2007, 06:03 »
No girls on the internet.

No girls on Johnny C either.
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #32 on: 01 Oct 2007, 06:29 »
Oh snap.
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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #33 on: 01 Oct 2007, 10:03 »
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No girls on Johnny C either.

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Re: I FOUND YOU ON YOUTUBE, JOHNNY!
« Reply #34 on: 01 Oct 2007, 21:59 »
It's because you're Canadian. I'm sorry.
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