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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2100 on: 18 Dec 2007, 20:29 »

CONGA DRUM PEOPLE!


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« Reply #2101 on: 18 Dec 2007, 20:33 »

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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2102 on: 18 Dec 2007, 22:07 »

Amanda you are very pretty.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2103 on: 18 Dec 2007, 22:21 »

Driver's Licence Day!
Here is a comparison of my licence photos over the past few years.
I am sorry but the cards are holographic and scanning them makes funny things happen! This year's is actually pretty reasonable but looks funny in the scan. Hurr.




(Edit'd to add student cards as well. I am particularly fond of my TAFE card because it looks like I should be singing a mournful lead in one of those silly pop-goth bands.)

« Last Edit: 19 Dec 2007, 19:04 by Lunchbox »
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2104 on: 18 Dec 2007, 22:34 »

The evolution of Bawx. Very cute, Ally.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2105 on: 19 Dec 2007, 01:41 »

Your head got smaller over the years, Allybawx.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2106 on: 19 Dec 2007, 01:56 »

People's heads get smaller over the years because as they grow older all the hopes and dreams in their brain slowly die, one by one.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2107 on: 19 Dec 2007, 02:55 »

CONGA DRUM PEOPLE!

Look, I know it must seem like I'm always criticizing you, but...

Don't you think that first pic needs more conga?
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2108 on: 19 Dec 2007, 03:41 »

Jesus Amanda, that's not a DORM is it??!?!

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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2109 on: 19 Dec 2007, 04:57 »

CONGA DRUM PEOPLE!

What is John Bonham saying in the background?
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2110 on: 19 Dec 2007, 07:58 »

Don't worry Aimless, that's not a dorm room! That is our office at work in the student union. John Bonham is saying "Set-up will rock your FACE!" (I work on the set-up crew).

ps- in the first photo, I'm leaning on the the drum itself... the intent was to give an idea of how tall the thing was, but it's only just barely visible by my elbow. FAIL!
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2111 on: 19 Dec 2007, 08:47 »

Driver's Licence Day!
Here is a comparison of my licence photos over the past few years.
I like the bottom left photo best.

I recall the photo from my license in Rhode Island looking pretty okay, but now that I actually went into my photobucket to look it's just my standard bored expression:


Meanwhile, here's the Illinois license I got maybe a month ago:

Not only is it the same bored expression, I look exactly the same. How exciting.

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« Reply #2112 on: 19 Dec 2007, 09:58 »

Joe, you should probably just smile and pretend like you're having a good time.

I like the driver's license theme. Here is mine with appropriate information blocked out.

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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2113 on: 19 Dec 2007, 09:59 »

I will post mine when I get my class B.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2114 on: 19 Dec 2007, 10:47 »





Unfortunately I have no ID that looks like me anymore.

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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2115 on: 19 Dec 2007, 10:54 »



Whoo! Drunk me!

(really really drunk, Duvel is an evil beer!)
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2116 on: 19 Dec 2007, 11:14 »

after an unfortunate series of events involving a possible fraud charge the guelph police stole my student card and now my current one is dumb and boring and looks exactly like me. it's unfortunate because the old one was absolutely hilarious.
i did, however, manage to find my old graduation photo from high school which is almost as good if we're doing this whole past-present comparison theme.



can you believe i somehow was in a serious relationship with a boy for like two years looking like that? really amazing.

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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2117 on: 19 Dec 2007, 11:22 »

(really really drunk, Duvel is an evil beer!)

Plus, as far as belgian style ales go, totally fucking over rated.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2118 on: 19 Dec 2007, 11:39 »

If I go back to middle school photos I was hilariously nerdy looking; if I only go back to highschool I cry about my lost virility.

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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2119 on: 19 Dec 2007, 13:20 »

(really really drunk, Duvel is an evil beer!)

Plus, as far as belgian style ales go, totally fucking over rated.

Which is the brilliant thing about Belgian ales, cause it's still an awesome beer compared to the rest of the world's standards.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2120 on: 19 Dec 2007, 15:24 »



Bottom left is now, bottom right is two years ago.

Top left is 7th grade.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2121 on: 19 Dec 2007, 15:36 »

In year 10 I looked so wholesome (short hair).  In Year 12 I was ill and looked like I was going to die.  This is my 2nd uni ID, my other one was terrible, this one is boring.  I love my 18+ card (I do not drive, I am scared).  I look like some kind of jungle woman. I had been ill for like a year there and I felt like death!

Goddamn that year 12 picture of me is scary.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2123 on: 19 Dec 2007, 16:02 »

Whuh?
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2124 on: 19 Dec 2007, 16:07 »

What caught my eye was Ezra Academy's terrible logo.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2125 on: 19 Dec 2007, 16:14 »

Dude it's a tiny private yeshivah.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2126 on: 19 Dec 2007, 18:37 »



I am so ahead of the times.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2127 on: 19 Dec 2007, 19:05 »

Scanning this, I realized this photo was taken nearly three years ago. I will be 16 in my driver's photo until I am 21! This seems ridiculous!
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2128 on: 19 Dec 2007, 19:08 »

This is why I only renew my licence one year at time!

Also: I think it is a bit odd that you need to have your sex, eye colour, weight, what have you, on your licence. What purpose does it serve?
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2129 on: 19 Dec 2007, 20:32 »

Licenses serve as full identification.

I'm so glad that they are using my permit picture on my license; we befriended the picture-taking lady and so while my first picture was bad, I asked for a reshoot and the second picture is really cute. I'll scan it tomorrow!
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2130 on: 19 Dec 2007, 20:49 »

Ours serve as full identification too. They have our signature on them as well and the picture is there for visual proof of what you look like.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2131 on: 19 Dec 2007, 21:03 »

Webcam shot cos I'm too lazy to turn on the other PC to use the scanner.



This pic is great cos it was taken when I was growing my hair out, about 3 years ago, now it looks current again.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2132 on: 19 Dec 2007, 21:09 »

Am I really the only one with one of these whack vertically-oriented licenses? Apparently it is just Maryland that is on crack.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2133 on: 19 Dec 2007, 21:34 »

Nope, the new ND ones are vertical too if you're under 21 to make it easier to check IDs in bars, etc.

The first one I look kind of cute, only I was 17 and hadn't quite mastered eyeliner yet. I look slightly goth.
The second I had woke up at 2AM to work 3AM to 3PM at a big ol' greasy oily factory then went straight to orientation.


I looked really bad in my first license. I wish I still had it... I was 14 and I guess REALLY HAPPY.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2134 on: 19 Dec 2007, 22:36 »

In IL they are vertical. My id is, at least.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2135 on: 19 Dec 2007, 22:40 »

You're under 21 right?  I just traded my New York license for Illinois and it is horizontal.  What brittany described is true of a lot of states, that the license is vertical if you are under 21.

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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2136 on: 19 Dec 2007, 22:41 »

yeah, i believe a lot of states give vertical IDs if you're under 21 now.

edit: buh, way to be fast, joe
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2137 on: 19 Dec 2007, 23:51 »

Old picture from the day before Halloween:
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2138 on: 20 Dec 2007, 00:50 »

Hi all, I'll play!

The first one is my old Connecticut license, but I don't really have a proper photo. I only wanted to highlight the mistake they made. The second two are the only ones I had on me here. I like how I span nations. Australia punched the hole in my MA one.





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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2139 on: 20 Dec 2007, 00:59 »

I'll post my MD provisional license tomorrow, I don't have access to a scanner at the moment.
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« Reply #2140 on: 20 Dec 2007, 02:30 »

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« Reply #2141 on: 20 Dec 2007, 04:19 »

Aw jeez, self-esteem +20 you guys.

EDIT: See what I mean about the pagebreaks? Guess I better snappy:



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« Reply #2142 on: 20 Dec 2007, 04:27 »

It... It dishonours me to let you accept an improperly bbcoded compliment.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2143 on: 20 Dec 2007, 12:39 »

Am I really the only one with one of these whack vertically-oriented licenses? Apparently it is just Maryland that is on crack.

Mine is vertical, and will be until I am 21 also.  I have a scan of it at home somwheres, so I'll post it later.
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« Reply #2144 on: 20 Dec 2007, 12:57 »

Am I really the only one with one of these whack vertically-oriented licenses? Apparently it is just Maryland that is on crack.

I have one! It's 'cause we're the cool kids.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2145 on: 20 Dec 2007, 13:14 »

i have one even though i'm now 21. so don't worry, there is someone lamer than you out there. it's me.

i'm too lazy to go to the DMV to get a new one.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #2146 on: 20 Dec 2007, 15:17 »

I have one! It's 'cause we're the cool kids.

Her, maybe.

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« Reply #2147 on: 20 Dec 2007, 16:51 »

Mine is vertical also, but I'm also a Maryland person.  Damn right we're the cool kids. 
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« Reply #2148 on: 20 Dec 2007, 17:24 »

Her, maybe.

You couldn't be cool at absolute zero.

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« Reply #2149 on: 20 Dec 2007, 18:13 »

Hey, phone camera picture! 




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