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onewheelwizzard:
There's an incredibly securable building near me and it will be very likely to be more or less empty ... it's an air conditioning plant with a 40-foot corrugated steel wall around it, and the (massive, heavy) doors are always open.  Locked, it's completely impenetrable and has an open area big enough to land a chopper in (huge plus).  If you have something that can filter/purify water, you're basically set (it's an air conditioning plant and uses a massive amount of water but I wouldn't trust it), but there's no food sources nearby (there's a supermarket across a bridge from it but it would be very difficult to loot without putting oneself in massive danger).  Hopefully I would have enough food on hand to chill there for a few days, and I'd have a few friends who know about the place with me too.  And it's right next to a freight track that runs through (and out of) the city and is pretty much totally inaccessible to pedestrians except at the point next to my anti-zombie fort.  Downsides: no sniper capacity once targets get within 20 feet (the wall blocks the line of sight).  Also, the  outer wall doors are huge, so you can't fight zombies one at a time if they're outside and you want to get out.

The main thing about this building, aside from the massive impregnable wall around it and the chopper-landing capacity, is the fact that I have never seen a human being in it that I did not lead to it myself.  The likelihood that it will be inhabited by either living or dead is extremely slim, unless I'm not the only person who knows that it's the place to be (and the only other people who know that, as far as I know, are the ones I personally introduced to it).  It's fully operational 24/7 but I've never actually seen people working in it ... and there's certainly nothing in it that would attract zombies.  The only problem would arise if someone actually found it and holed up and wouldn't let me in ... but I'd beeline to it, I know on-foot short-cuts to it through low-danger areas, and I only live a 5-10 minute walk from it ... I'd totally get there first.

It's also right next to a highway, which probably helps a little.

You guys should look it up.  It's called the Module VII Chiller Plant, it's right next to the Grays Ferry bridge in West Philly, and it's totally the place to be if you're ever in Philly during a zombie apocalypse.

(I will actually probably be dead since I have no weapons and minimal food on me at any given point in time and I don't know the locations of any gun stores at all).

Jimmy the Squid:
Guns are not readily accessible down here... I keep a cane near my bed so that I can beat anything to death when I need to (it's a steel rod with a skull handle, I can get a pretty good swing with it).

I'm in an apartment on the outskirts of the city itself so I'm probably not in the best place for the Zombie Apocalypse. My plan would be to get my brother and my girlfriend and get ourselves to my friend's place up in the mountains. It's more defendable and she has CCTV around her house. Other than that I'm not sure. I was considering getting out into the desert because we'd have good lines of sight but I don't know. I'd probably be fucked.

Gryff:
As anyone who's read The Walking Dead will know, you find a prison, clear out the zombie inmates, hole up, and nothing can go wrong.

Nothing.

Emaline:
According to a guy I know, the boat plan is not so great

(n/a) (12:41:32 AM): That might be a good idea and it might be a bad idea.
(n/a) (12:42:32 AM): Giant flotillas of the living dead, their bloated bodies thrown together and drifting across the seas in deadly sheets kilometers square...
andlemonade (12:38:18 AM): Well, I doubt most zombies can swim(Hell, if you go by Zombies Ate My Neighbors standards, water will kill the zombies. But if you go by that standard, then drinking mysterious purple liquids will totally turn you into a monter for a short period of time!), and I doubt they'd be smart enough to piece together a zombie body raft
andlemonade (12:38:41 AM): However, if a zombie were to get on the ship, I'd be more than screwed
(n/a) (12:44:57 AM): No, no.  Just think of how debris clumps together in water.
(n/a) (12:45:25 AM): Now think of a million god damned corpses bloated with every imaginable foul glass following suit.
(n/a) (12:49:24 AM): Mountains would be a good bet.

jodizzle:
I was going to mention the prison thing.  it really is a spectacular idea if you can get along with its previous tenants without making them kill you.  Running water!  Foods! Criminals!  it's a one stop zombie apocolypse holiday getaway.

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