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plans for the inevitable undead uprising
Patatat:
Well being in Michigan where we love guns, and wide open spaces. Zombies don't really stand a chance, everyone owns a gun.
My plan though. Due to the fact that I am up in the middle of the night, which we all know is when the Zombie break out happens, I will be one of the first to hear about the zombie outbreak. I will quickly make it a few blocks to my friends house, of course carrying an ax. He has enough guns, and tactical gear for us to fend off a small army for several days. We load up, and get in a 4x4 truck with all of the gear, and head up North. Where his family owns a cabin. Which in reality is what used to be an old Military base. Its not that big, but good enough for a small community of survivors to live in, and it has a barb-wired fence, and open areas around it. That way zombies can't hide.
Its also in a remote part of Michigan, which is only about 2-3 hours away. No one really lives in the area, so it would take a long time for the outbreak (As small as it would be) to reach that area. By that time we would have so many defenses, counter-measures, and supplies set-up we could last for years.
The only problem would be not the zombies, but the fallout effect after the zombie apocalypse. Having to fend off looters. By this time I will hope to have created a small community, with a big enough militia to fend off anyone who might try to steal our supplies. If our plans fail, and we get over-taken. We will just take a small group, and escape while the rest of everyone else dies. Then we will wander, and become raiders ourselves.
If nothing happens after a while, we will circulate ourselves back to the populated areas to see what has happened.
I have others plans, but most of them involve me getting up-north. I mean the way I figure it. You have a few hours to find out that the zombie apocalypse has happened, and after that your chances of being a survivor are like 10%. Early bird doesn't get its brain eaten I guess.
(Also, Prison is a horrible idea. Unless you can let the Prisoners escape, and then lock up the Prison.)
Liz:
I have friends that own many swords and other assorted weaponry. Also one of them lives in a tall apartment building, so we will barricade ourselves on the roof and pick the little buggers off from far away.
Patatat:
Its funny that your name is Misconception, because its a very common misconception that swords, and Medieval weapons are a good idea for Zombies. In reality, you wanna stay as far away as possible. Also, if you choose a Katana, you should hope that it came with the Waikazashi so you can just kill yourself.
Emaline:
Care to inform us on why swords and medieval weaponry is bad for zombie slaying?
Spike:
Swords generally require you to get very close to a zombie, which opens you up to getting bitten. Swords may also liberate generous amounts of zombie fluid, which may find it's way into a small cut or a mucus membrane. You're pretty much fucked then.
Honestly, I can't see too many drawbacks with pole arms, since they allow you to land a hit from a longer distance.
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