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plans for the inevitable undead uprising
Patrick:
ViolentDove: That's why I bought my stainless steel replica straight-bladed feudal Japanese sword. Roughly 2.5ft long, pretty light, and pointy enough for chopping the evershitting love out of zombie necks.
...DON'T JUDGE ME, OKAY
EDIT: In case of a zombie apocalypse actually happening, my friend and I are fighing our way to a gun shop to get one of these:
http://www.ableammo.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=9935_13987_37_39&products_id=95578
...and a few thousand of these:
http://www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/templates/product/standard-item.jsp?id=0024236215344a&navCount=2&podId=0024236&parentId=cat20839&masterpathid=&navAction=jump&cmCat=MainCatcat602007-cat20839&catalogCode=IH&rid=&parentType=index&indexId=cat20839&hasJS=true
...and then we are going to start blasting the EVERLIVING FUCK out of zombies.
ViolentDove:
I judge not, lest myself with a small collection of sharp, pointy implements be judged myself.
With regards to Zombie uprisings-
Unfortunately, I am a scientist. This means that either: a) I started the zombie outbreak in the first place by Playing God and/or Meddling With Nature, or b) I would die in some kind of humorous and/or ironic fashion early on in the outbreak.
KharBevNor:
We don't train with sticks! What do you think we are, LARP?
Patatat:
To the person who said winters are cold up north...Well duh, which means the zombies would have a hard time making it up there. Besides you'd only have to live there for a few years. I am sure you could find an abandoned cabin. I mean people have been surviving those winters for years. The way I look at it. Its very unlikely that the zombie apocalypse will effect the barren part of the world.
Patrick:
See, I subscribe to the line of thought that says zombies are slow-moving. Why? I'll tell you why.
1: They're fucking dead
2: Rigor mortis
5: Depending how long they were left to decompose before reanimating, there'd be muscle-rot
3, sir, 3: If you shoot the head off (just fire at the center if you're looking at the bastard straight-on, the force of the bullet will destroy any bone-connecting tissue and the skin's weak from rotting anyway) then there won't be any of the senses for it to find you with
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