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plans for the inevitable undead uprising
0bsessions:
Set myself on fire. I am not living in a world without meat.
Alex C:
A scythe is just asking to get owned. I mean, I'll defend the choice of a shotgun or rifle (Well, not a sniper rifle, but what constitutes a "sniper rifle" is almost another conversation entirely) as fairly reasonable, since they're common in my region and so easy to use, but a scythe?
KharBevNor:
Man, I think you guys going on about the danger of getting hand weapons stuck have some weird ideas about what happens when someone gets hit with one. Consider: a zombie is a walking corpse. It has no motor control. An axe or hammer blow wielded by a reasonably strong person transfers more momentum than a shotgun blast. You hit a zombie in the head with an axe or a warhammer it'll just fall over. Furthermore, no hand weapon is designed to stick in things: that's always a bad thing. Weapons have to be specially designed to stick in things, a good example being broadhead arrows. Between the exit wound and the lever action of the handle, extracting a weapon is no real difficulty. Especially not out of rotting flesh and brain matter.
Boro_Bandito:
it would just make a nice *shlop* noise and leave the blade/business end all gooey.
Patrick:
--- Quote from: calenlass on 05 Feb 2008, 13:48 ---What do you do then? Go veggie?
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Yeah I'm with Jon, if there's cross-species contamination, I am killing myself and looking like a badass motherfucker doing it. No flesh, no food, PERIOD.
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