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Patrick:
If there's no meat in the zombiepocalypse I plan on throwing myself into a turbine engine and being turned into the ultimate man-smoothie. If you really want to dig out all the metal/bone scraps, be my guest.

dr.sangaygupta:

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In terms of relevant points however, here's a question: can zombies swim? I know others have suggested they walk along the bottom since they don't breath, but that wouldn't work because they'd float.

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I think they would thrash about and not move much since walking is basic human stuff, while swimming is not burned into your genes.

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Since I going with the WWZ theories, I'd have to say eventually they'd all sink to the bottom of the Ocean/River/Lake or whatever body of water you're talking about. Thier lungs/stomachs/body would become water-logged, and they'd sink.

Melodic:
Screw this 9mm pistol bull, if you're going into a zombiepocalypse you better damn well get yourself an MP7 before you do it. Rifle rounds for range and power, 40-round magazines, and the ability to quite literally switch operation from a pistol to a submachine gun in a stance change. Pow pow pow!

0bsessions:
Do I have to explain again why a submachine gun is absolutely useless against zombies, or would somebody else like to handle this one?

Melodic:
It's already been answered, multiple times, and I have read it. But all these "well if I was in a last-ditch situation I'd make sure to have a Glock 18 in my pocket" brought out my inner gun nerd. Besides, you guys are talking about using WARHAMMERS against zombies. I will be giggling and shooting holes in zombie heads while you get slaughtered because of your shitty backswing.

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