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plans for the inevitable undead uprising
0bsessions:
And people say I'm insensitive.
--- Quote from: Anyways on 05 Nov 2007, 11:27 ---I will laugh myself to death when you die of cancer
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mberan42:
0bsessions, Ozy and Tania are welcome to join my team.
(Provided, of course, I can get the hell out of Chicago alive. Dude, why'd I choose the 3rd largest city in the Nation to live in?)
(Granted, my condo building is nigh-impenetrable once the staircase is removed, but once the electricity and running water go, I've gotta make alternate plans. Anyone up for breaking into the Joliet Prison? (See: Blues Brothers (movie) or Prison Break (FOX TV show) for pictures) It's not a functioning prison (read: no prisoners) but it was built in the era before high-tech electronic locks, so it has giant two-odd-feet thick walls that are at prison height. It should be fairly defensible for a little while.)
Stryc9Fuego:
I'm imagining him lauging himself to death. I've never actually seen that. In the middle of a zombie apocalypse it would be easy, though. You just start lauging at something and stop paying attention. Your last words will be "Cancer. Dude seriously died of cancer here. Ha ha ha hAAAUGH! OH GOD! NOT THE THROAT! GLARG! blurble..."
Ozymandias:
I want someone to make a zombie movie that actually features characters like us who were preparing for this eventuality the whole time. It would be awesome. Most zombie movies rely on the premise that the characters have never seen a zombie movie and don't know shit.
Patrick:
--- Quote from: Ozymandias on 05 Nov 2007, 10:53 ---Yes, anyone can consistently hit a single, unmoving target at distance if allowed to concentrate.
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Dude, zombies move slow. It's like that really terrible joke about "How can you shoot women and children?!" to which one responds, "Just lead them a bit less."
Seriously, the only advantage zombies have are an infectious bite and sheer numbers. Just get a lot of people with a bunch of rapid-fire firearms, and you'll be fine.
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