Well my old plan has been royally fucked, so my new one is head to Siberia, large open flat country, cold too, so zombies will be sluggish there, firearms are readily available, and you could start your own country their and no one would notice for years. Get an AK and you're set. Sparse population that far east makes for a low density zombie infestation.
What the fuck are you going to eat? How are you going to stay warm? Sure, you're
relatively safe from zombies, but how are
you going to survive? You can't eat an AK-47.
Here's a nice 'what if' for you: what if the zombie plague is airborne? You'd either need air tanks (ideal, yet too short term), or some form of antimicrobial air filtration system (less trustworthy, but effectively unlimited).
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While we're speculating, how about you take the whole 'aiming' issue out of hand entirely: automated sentries.
If the plague is airborne, we're all fucked - there's no way around that. Nobody could possibly survive for X amount of time in a world-wide airborne plague. Say it takes a zombie, on average world-wide, 4 years to completely disintegrate (minus bones) from the time they were infected. How could a human survive for 4 years without breathing infected air? It's just not possible. Secondly, regarding automated sentries - how are you going to power them? Once the main power grid is offline, what're you going to do? Once your generator runs out of gas, what're you going to do? (And if you're powering your fortress 24/7 with a noisy generator for lights, heat, other equipment and your sentries, you're pretty ridiculously moronic. An obscene waste of gas, not to mention the amount of noise the generator, erm, generates.)
And all you fire-haters have got it wrong. If you're on the ground with a ton of zombies surrounding you you're dead. Simple as that. You can't kill 'em all and they won't stop trying to kill you. So it comes down to which is more badass: Getting slaughtered by zombies or getting slaughtered by zombies that are ON FIRE.
What it
really comes down to: would you really
care about being badass when a horde of zombies is coming towards you? Would being badass be
practical?
Some people have some pretty damn good ideas, but others aren't taking this thread very seriously. Zombies are a threat, people. When the Zombie Apocolypse comes, don't come crying to me because you don't know what to do. You have resources, you have people giving advice -
use them. Read the Zombie Suvival Guide and World War Z and The Walking Dead. Watch the Romero flicks and Resident Evil and Shaun of the Dead and 28 Days Later. Read normal wilderness survival guides. Know how to start a fire without matches or a lighter. The more you know, the more prepared you are, the less likely you are to die.