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imapiratearg:
Sir, I'm going to need you to step away from the keyboard and do a sobriety test for me.

KharBevNor:
im going to say you need to kneel down on the cold hard ground and applky suction to myg gentuitals

jeph:
KHAR PUT DOWN THE BOTTLE

IT'S EMPTY AND YOU'RE JUST GOING TO BRUISE YOUR ESOPHAGUS IF YOU KEEP SUCKING ON IT

NO

NO DON'T PUT IT IN YOUR ASS

AT LEAST DRILL A HOLE IN THE BOTTOM FIRST SO THE SUCTION DOESN'T GET IT STUCK UP THERE

Jasper:

--- Quote from: KharBevNor on 28 Nov 2007, 16:49 ---Tjhe soloution iids that you lkearn how to play the fucking guitar rather than woirtrying about fucking models. Seriouskly, bruian may made his fyucking own and he ahas morew fucking number ones than you will ever need to worry about on your royalty checks pluis he has a doctorate. Stop being such a fucking precious little sack of shit and just learn how to strum some fucking chords and pick some fucking solos and maybe do some a coustic stuff whatever motherfucker.

Also fucking paragraph breakds. Diud you even go to schoool, what the fuck.

--- End quote ---
Right, because you must know how well I play down to a T, and of course I know who Bruian is and how many 'number ones' he has. Or maybe you're just a drunk dick, and should tell your parents not to let you on the Dell after you've had too much wine cooler, douchebag. I've been playing for years, just because I don't technically own the axe I'm playing doesn't mean shit all.

jeph:
Khar gets silly when he's drunk, don't pay him no mind.

 :police: KharBevNor :police:

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