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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2700 on: 31 Jan 2011, 10:47 »

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« Reply #2701 on: 31 Jan 2011, 10:47 »

most of my jobs, people haven't really cared if you have a beard as long as it is well-maintained. even the big corporations out here in the PNW are like "fuck we cannot contain our manliness" and i've seen dudes with beards working at Safeway even though you're supposed to shave below the ear.
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« Reply #2702 on: 31 Jan 2011, 10:58 »

the moral: never shave
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« Reply #2703 on: 31 Jan 2011, 13:54 »

My boyfriend is having a very hard time finding a new job in a hotel because of his beard. He has been told by interviewers that he does not have the sort of look they want to project. At his current job he heard two of his supervisors arguing about his beard. It is a nice beard! It is full and he grooms it well.
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« Reply #2704 on: 31 Jan 2011, 14:09 »

I'm going to be clean-shaven ALL THE TIME as soon as I turn 21, this is a safety net for trying to get into shows and shit.

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« Reply #2705 on: 31 Jan 2011, 15:07 »

probably for the reasons everyone else already went over
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« Reply #2706 on: 31 Jan 2011, 18:46 »

that actually works as a pretty good title for andy's fake biography too
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« Reply #2707 on: 31 Jan 2011, 18:52 »

It is so weird to hear a person's voice after only reading things they type on the internet for years.
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« Reply #2708 on: 31 Jan 2011, 18:58 »

I have another eight hours of footage but I think that nine seconds basically encapsulates the whole event quite nicely.

almost, just add the part where drunk jc proclaimed that "i don't think i could fight a cop but i could definitely fight a paramedic right now" and then you've got pretty much everything you need to sum up the whole trip right there
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« Reply #2709 on: 31 Jan 2011, 20:52 »

fuck. I really sound like that.

However I have since watched it like a hundred times because sam makes me laugh so hard.
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« Reply #2710 on: 31 Jan 2011, 21:52 »

The part where Johnny chugged a FourLoko first needs to be preserved for context.
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« Reply #2711 on: 01 Feb 2011, 02:03 »

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« Reply #2712 on: 01 Feb 2011, 19:52 »

The part where Johnny chugged a FourLoko first needs to be preserved for context.

I feel like the best way to go about this would just be to put JC's facebook posts from that escapade on the screen.
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« Reply #2713 on: 02 Feb 2011, 09:40 »

hey guys so i am seriously considering shaving my head (like i was just standing in the bathroom with scissors) but like theres this little thing deep down keeping me from doing it, like a lil voice being nah dude you dont wanna shave yr head but ugh i am so tired of long hair and i kinda wanna see what i look like with a shaved head but like ugh i cant do it.

i guess like is this a good idea guys should i shave my head?
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« Reply #2714 on: 02 Feb 2011, 09:43 »

DON'T DO IT
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« Reply #2715 on: 02 Feb 2011, 09:48 »

i dont look like nic cage no no no no no no no no no no no

plus like i dunno i wouldn't do it like all the way down like i'd leave a lil hair. im not tryin to be a baldie.
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« Reply #2716 on: 02 Feb 2011, 10:02 »

I vote go short, but not shaved.
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« Reply #2717 on: 02 Feb 2011, 11:49 »

DON'T DO IT


Hey, that still looks better than bird hair.

I vote shave your head in the spring. It won't be cold as fuck and it won't be so sunny, you get sunburnt all the time.
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« Reply #2718 on: 02 Feb 2011, 14:03 »

i mean i wear hats all the time i dont even think its gonna be an issue.

im tryin to get one of my friends to trim my hair but if that doesnt happen SNIP SNIP
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« Reply #2719 on: 02 Feb 2011, 16:14 »

showering+towelling takes like 2 minutes max if you're in a rush.

This concept is so far beyond my wildest dreams I am not even sure I can conceive of it.
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« Reply #2720 on: 02 Feb 2011, 18:45 »

Man, the cold thing is so overrated. If it's so cold that you will be cold on your head you'll be wearing a hat regardless of hair amount!
Yeah, but when I had long hair it protected my neck and ears from the wind. Now my ears get really cold really quick. It got bad enough that I went out and bought a neoprene half-face mask that I have ended up wearing for the past few days. I was only planning on using it for being in the mountains, but when it is -23F with windchill during the day, I don't care if I look scary, I just don't want my lips to freeze off.

I have a razor that looks almost exactly like the one you have (or have coming still, not sure). It is really nice. Getting a good lather with shave soap takes some getting used to, though.
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« Reply #2721 on: 02 Feb 2011, 19:45 »

Are you using a brush with that soap? Soap is harder to get going than cream but it still shouldn't be that big a deal. What about a mug, are you using a mug? A mug is usually pretty unnecessary but it often helps a lot with soaps.

Yeah, but when I had long hair it protected my neck and ears from the wind.

That's why coats have hoods! See also scarves and toques. Can't help you with the lips thing though.
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« Reply #2722 on: 02 Feb 2011, 19:57 »

My coat doesn't have a hood. It's a heavily insulated leather jacket. It zips to the chin and has a full-length placket blocking the zipper, but no hood. Generally I just wear a wool/acrylic hat, and if it gets really cold I have that neoprene facemask.

I use a mug and a brush, the key is to get the right amount of water. I've found that even just quickly running water over the brush gives you too much water with the soap I use. I generally fill the mug partway with hot water, dunk the brush, then pour out the water and shake the brush. If I'm doing more than a couple passes, I usually need to work up more lather as well. Cream would probably be easier, since you can get more going at a time, I'm limited by how much my brush will pick up on the tips of the bristles.
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« Reply #2723 on: 02 Feb 2011, 20:05 »

Give that brush two or three good shakes after submerging it. That does the trick for me. You've got the right idea with warming up the mug beforehand as well. I haven't used soap in a long long time but I always found that no matter how little cream I used (the general rule is an almond-shaped blob) I always ended up with way more lather than I would ever use.
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« Reply #2724 on: 10 Feb 2011, 10:53 »

I had a haircut.



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« Reply #2725 on: 10 Feb 2011, 10:58 »

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« Reply #2727 on: 13 Feb 2011, 07:10 »

Your photo doesn't work for me. :c :c :c
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« Reply #2728 on: 13 Feb 2011, 07:24 »

Your photo doesn't work for me. :c :c :c
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« Reply #2729 on: 13 Feb 2011, 07:48 »

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« Reply #2730 on: 13 Feb 2011, 14:09 »

The expiry was in epoch time, and I tried to set it forward, but it didn't work. The signature must include that information in it too.
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« Reply #2731 on: 15 Feb 2011, 03:53 »

I have red hair again & the whole world feels happier. I have Fang Island on & Hendricks coloured hair. I don't need advice, I just wanted to say I feel pretty happy with hair.

(No pics as yet.)
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« Reply #2732 on: 15 Feb 2011, 17:58 »

haircut day!! the best day





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« Reply #2733 on: 15 Feb 2011, 18:01 »

yes!
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« Reply #2734 on: 15 Feb 2011, 18:46 »

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« Reply #2735 on: 15 Feb 2011, 20:02 »

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« Reply #2736 on: 15 Feb 2011, 21:07 »

Hey tania I know some girls that would probably want to get with you.

Thats a nice haircut though.
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« Reply #2737 on: 15 Feb 2011, 21:34 »

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« Reply #2738 on: 15 Feb 2011, 21:51 »

Tania, you look great.
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« Reply #2739 on: 15 Feb 2011, 23:01 »

sorry tania, although that is a marvelous haircut I think I am still gayer than you. Although ironically the most gay person on this page has the least gay haircut(gemm).

oh god that whole sentence was really awful and I can't believe I'm hitting submit.

either way Tania, that haircut is awesome, it would have been most b'dass if you had gone super close to the scalp, but this is nice and more conservative and appropriate for people with jobs and being a grown up.

Basically come here lemme at yr ta tas
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« Reply #2740 on: 15 Feb 2011, 23:01 »

I am really tired I am sorry I said ta tas
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« Reply #2741 on: 15 Feb 2011, 23:05 »

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« Reply #2742 on: 15 Feb 2011, 23:49 »

Gemm, Tania, do like. I think my next haircut shall be similar to Tania's. Although I suppose it already is.
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« Reply #2743 on: 16 Feb 2011, 06:00 »

Yay hairs! Both of you guys look great and I am jealous because I need to wait for my hair to grow a little more before I get a real haircut.
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« Reply #2744 on: 16 Feb 2011, 08:54 »

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« Reply #2745 on: 16 Feb 2011, 23:51 »

Can this please wait until the next Con so that we eventually see an hour long Final Cut Express-assembled cut of it complete with a soundtrack on YouTube?
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« Reply #2746 on: 17 Feb 2011, 05:09 »

Yeah, buzz it off. When guys go bald and start growing their hair out, it just accentuates the baldness and looks kind of silly. May as well just face facts and buzz it all off!
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« Reply #2747 on: 17 Feb 2011, 05:17 »

Holy shit. I just changed the blade on my razor for the first time in probably more than a month. I did it because one side was tugging and the other was getting a bit rough. The new one is just unbelievably smooth, I guess I hadn't noticed how bad it had gotten because it was so gradual. I wasn't cutting myself or anything, but that just went through the hairs without me even noticing. I barely even heard anything.

A few weeks of shaving out of a blade still is really good, though.
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« Reply #2748 on: 17 Feb 2011, 07:06 »

Holy shit tania



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« Reply #2749 on: 17 Feb 2011, 07:16 »

Clown I don't think that's bad enough to start shaving it off.
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