It's a good thing I wasn't on the ball last week, otherwise you'd have had no end of beard jokes. If you were fatter, you could be a dwarf! By the way, Gandalf, did I ever thank you for paying for everything? The way you could just conjure up cash was quite impressive.
Say, while you were in Yorkshire, who was feeding your ox?
Hollow, you shouldn't try to pretend your hairline isn't where it actually is. Guys can wear their hairlines with pride and look quite attractive doing it. That said, I wouldn't change a thing. Maybe a shot from the front for me to be certain?