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Unsurprisingly, The Speed Racer Film Looks Garish And Terrifying
RedLion:
Guys, I....I actually saw this movie tonight. Mostly because a friend was going to it, who in turn has a cute friend that I'm into and want to get to know. But I was so distracted by the seizure-inducing barrage of flashing lights and mind-fuck visuals that I didn't even talk to her the whole night. I may actually see this again, but take LSD beforehand.
I can't decide if this is actually the worst movie I've ever seen, or if it's some elaborate post-modernist joke. If it's the latter, then it's absolutely genius. If not..I don't know. My mind really can't handle the repercussions of trying to take this thing seriously.
Among the mind-blowing quotes:
"I'll see YOU at MOUNT FUJI!"
"Oh boy. This isn't a race...it's a showdown!"
"Racing isn't about cars or the love of the sport or anything like that. It's about power! It's about money! It's about ABSOLUTE CONTROL!!"
I alternated between laughing hysterically and weeping.
Ozymandias:
Everyone I've talked to who has seen this basically says it's amazingly amazing.
Melodic:
Everyone you've talked to was probably high, as per the norm.
Jinjo:
I think the only way to see this movie is high.
Dimmukane:
I would not watch this movie high.
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