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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #50 on: 21 Dec 2007, 12:17 »


ahhh I love it.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #51 on: 21 Dec 2007, 12:19 »

Achewood is the bane of my existence. I don't get it. I have said this many times already, though.

What I am saying right now is that if I don't come to Toronto and meet you guys it will because I don't like Achewood.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #52 on: 21 Dec 2007, 12:42 »

 If you truly WANT to get Achewood, read it from beginning to end. We TALKED about this!
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #53 on: 21 Dec 2007, 20:24 »

I used to love you Slick.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #54 on: 21 Dec 2007, 22:02 »

I think the best storyarc is the one where they invent the mobile phone holder underpants for Roast Beef and Teodor goes mad with the power of it all. Although as far as individual strips go, these two are probably my favorites.

Its amazing how often you can slot "Bitches gotta take their cunt pills! I ain't wearing no gunny sack!" into everyday conversation
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #55 on: 21 Dec 2007, 23:41 »

Any Nice Pete strip is a contender, really. I'm especially fond of this one though:

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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #56 on: 21 Dec 2007, 23:45 »

I like that one because it makes me laugh and also makes me kind of feel uncomfortable at the same time!

Also Johnny why do you do all your posting at 1 AM?
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #57 on: 22 Dec 2007, 00:46 »

So for my English final yesterday I had to write this essay about Oedipus Rex and I kind of ended it with "The End! No moral."

I got a C on it... I wonder why.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #58 on: 22 Dec 2007, 09:09 »

Also Johnny why do you do all your posting at 1 AM?

That's when I get home from mediocre nights out or my shitty job.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #59 on: 22 Dec 2007, 09:16 »

you guys need to help me

what was the strip where todd shanks that one guy?
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #60 on: 22 Dec 2007, 09:19 »

Achewood has a search function.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #61 on: 22 Dec 2007, 09:27 »

then this is my favorite comic ever: http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01142005

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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #62 on: 22 Dec 2007, 10:27 »

 How dare you not know every single character's name, Josh. Fucking CASUAL reader.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #63 on: 23 Dec 2007, 17:06 »

This is my favorite achewood
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #64 on: 24 Dec 2007, 06:46 »

I finally made myself read the whole archive recently. It kind of ruined the end of my university semester, academia-wise, but damn it was worth it. This is currently one of my favourites.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #65 on: 24 Dec 2007, 06:49 »

what the fuck is my problem?I need to start reading these.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #66 on: 24 Dec 2007, 14:31 »

Today's strip was great. I love how Ray went from being concerned for Little Nephew, and then went straight to talking about the social worker's thong.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #67 on: 24 Dec 2007, 14:35 »

Today's strip is heck of ancient, but definitely a classic.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #68 on: 24 Dec 2007, 19:12 »

Seein' all the "favorite Achewood comic" posts featuring Nice Pete makes me happy. He's one of my favorite characters and his strips are consistently hilarious. I particularly like this one: http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=10242003

In fact, the whole arc where Nice Pete kidnaps Phillipe is incredibly well done. It's downright frightening.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #69 on: 24 Dec 2007, 19:15 »

I don't know how to say Teodor's name.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #70 on: 24 Dec 2007, 19:16 »

The line "Here is some of their hands" is a very very good line.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #71 on: 24 Dec 2007, 19:18 »

I don't know how to say Teodor's name.

Isn't it "Tee-Oh-Door"?
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #72 on: 24 Dec 2007, 19:20 »

The little accent threw me off.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #73 on: 24 Dec 2007, 20:06 »

my personal favourites are Nice Pete's intro strips.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #74 on: 24 Dec 2007, 20:08 »

I usually pronounce it tay-oh-door.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #75 on: 24 Dec 2007, 20:10 »

^Ditto.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #77 on: 24 Dec 2007, 22:27 »

Yeah, its tay-oh-door, there's an accent egu on the e. Seriously, now that I've gotten around to reading them I totally get the comic, I've never laughed so hard. Todd is the best squirrel ever.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #78 on: 24 Dec 2007, 22:33 »

accent aigu*

also wow belarus is a rather big country i have never heard of before. (wikipedia says this is where téodor comes from.)
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #79 on: 25 Dec 2007, 00:19 »

Never heard of Belarus? jeez what a loser, telling people how to spell franch words and not knowing about Belarus.



That's a... European country, right? Thank you for correcting me, been a couple years since I've had to speak or write in french.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #80 on: 25 Dec 2007, 00:25 »

Belarus is the former Soviet Republic Byelorussia.

I don't think that helps, but it's true and I knew it without looking at Wikipedia because I pay attention.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #81 on: 25 Dec 2007, 01:06 »

I am pretty sure that my favorite is the first. It's just so pure.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #82 on: 25 Dec 2007, 20:45 »

I know what you mean. "Philippe is standing on it". Just stands on its own nicely. I love when they had a comic of bloopers and outtakes and they had one from that strip where Philippe was standing off to the side of it.

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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #83 on: 02 Jan 2008, 07:28 »

Guys, apparently the ISBN in this strip is for the book The Year of Eating Dangerously. I'm pretty sure Onstad just typed in 'eating dangerously' into Google and found the first result. I'm outraged that as a loyal fan of Achewood I've been betrayed by Onstad. I did not think he would use such things as Google to draw his comic. Achewood is a service that we should expect only the highest quality of work from and due to this slip in standards I hope you guys will choose to do the same until Onstad publically apologises.

Also, hipinion guys, I shaved my head a few months ago so that photo's pretty out of date.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #84 on: 02 Jan 2008, 22:56 »

It sounds a lot more like the book Ray would write though.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #85 on: 02 Jan 2008, 23:08 »

This one is my favorite: http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07192006

I don't think I've ever laughed harder at any Achewood strip.  Every line is golden.
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« Reply #86 on: 03 Jan 2008, 00:27 »

Guys, apparently the ISBN in this strip is for the book The Year of Eating Dangerously. I'm pretty sure Onstad just typed in 'eating dangerously' into Google and found the first result. I'm outraged that as a loyal fan of Achewood I've been betrayed by Onstad. I did not think he would use such things as Google to draw his comic. Achewood is a service that we should expect only the highest quality of work from and due to this slip in standards I hope you guys will choose to do the same until Onstad publically apologises.

Also, hipinion guys, I shaved my head a few months ago so that photo's pretty out of date.

I'd just like to say that this strip and Nice Pete's blog made an awesome birthday present. Thank you, Onstad.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #87 on: 03 Jan 2008, 08:22 »

holy shit, the most recent Nice Pete blog was great. My loathing for Rachael Ray is epic, and it's nice to see other people share my sentiments.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #88 on: 03 Jan 2008, 08:53 »

The "other people" in this instance being a serial murderer.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #89 on: 03 Jan 2008, 09:06 »

My knowledge of Rachel Ray consists of Google Image Search, which is nice I guess.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #90 on: 03 Jan 2008, 11:58 »

My favorites change frequently, but right now, I am a fan of these:





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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #91 on: 04 Jan 2008, 01:41 »

HEYOOOOOO!
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #92 on: 07 Jan 2008, 22:33 »

"Nostradamus wrote, The Elf wythe Fyngers of Saussage will be blessed Not with Boobyes agayn this Yeare."

Poor Rachael Ray. Everyone hates her!
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« Reply #93 on: 08 Jan 2008, 04:51 »

Gimme a strip of duct tape and I can make her show 150% more watchable. What I find most annoying is when she tries to be "cute", like referring to Olive Oil as "E.V.O.O." Hey! Food Network! Get someone who's not a complete douche to tell us what's going on!


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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #94 on: 08 Jan 2008, 08:35 »

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This made me giggle until coworkers started telling me to shut up a few minutes later.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #95 on: 14 Jan 2008, 05:37 »

I am pretty sure I am in love with the recent two strips. They are just superb.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #96 on: 14 Jan 2008, 07:59 »

I am pretty sure I am in love with the recent two strips. They are just superb.
Hell yes.
Their differences between each other and Onstad's previous output, the internal differences in tone within Friday's strip--all show Onstad as a master of his craft.
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« Reply #97 on: 15 Jan 2008, 00:01 »

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ME: Man that is baloney the Venn diagram of their customer bases looks like an eight

I am not sure how long I laughed at that line alone.

Today I received a late Christmas gift from my godparents--a fifty dollar bill. When I peeked inside the envelope to see what it was, well, you know what I said.

Of course I probably would have said that even if I had never read that comic, but when I did realize that I was sharing a line with Ray I then proceeded to read top-rated strips for two hours.
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Re: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood?
« Reply #98 on: 22 Jan 2008, 10:08 »

Hey, I think Molly is a great character!
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« Reply #99 on: 22 Jan 2008, 10:19 »

Still, she's definitely a supporting character.  We've never gotten a true Molly storyline, apart from that one strip with the ship and stuff.
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