Topic: Look can we just have a topic to talk about Achewood? (Read 40657 times)

Ozymandias · « **Reply #100 on:** 22 Jan 2008, 11:49 »

I like Molly's latest blog. She perfectly described the Ramones, I think.

Slick · « **Reply #101 on:** 22 Jan 2008, 18:03 »

That's a fairly apt and concise description of them indeed.
For those of you who remember my constant whining about Achewood, I feel obligated to say I accidentally spent about three-quarters of an hour reading Achewood last week. I'm not saying I necessarily enjoyed it or anything, but once or twice I was laughing aloud.
I'm not sure what this means to my concept of self. I need serious time to reflect on the implications.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #102 on:** 01 Feb 2008, 08:12 »

Epic twist.

Katherine · « **Reply #103 on:** 01 Feb 2008, 08:30 »

I love when he whines "Mommmmmm"

David_Dovey · « **Reply #104 on:** 01 Feb 2008, 09:19 »

Well, that's the end of that then.

SusurrusIgnoramus · « **Reply #105 on:** 01 Feb 2008, 12:47 »

i go between hating molly with a passion, to being quite endeared to her in a flash.

McTaggart · « **Reply #106 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 18:31 »

Why do you hate her sometimes?

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #107 on:** 03 Feb 2008, 10:07 »

Good question

You should hate her all the time

michaelicious · « **Reply #108 on:** 03 Feb 2008, 22:30 »

Quote from: Katherine on 01 Feb 2008, 08:30

I love when he whines "Mommmmmm"

Mama Smuckles had to go ruin a good thing. We didn't even get a real Tony Hawk appearance.

SusurrusIgnoramus · « **Reply #109 on:** 04 Feb 2008, 08:26 »

Quote from: McTaggart on 02 Feb 2008, 18:31

Why do you hate her sometimes?

i hate her some times because of things like this:

i love her some times because of things like this:

edit: wrong strip first time, fixed images

Ã¶de · « **Reply #110 on:** 04 Feb 2008, 08:33 »

In the first strip she is being understanding and reasonable.

EDIT: Hey, you changed the strip. But still, Molly is a nice girl.

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #111 on:** 04 Feb 2008, 16:45 »

Seriously, all she wants is a taco and some diet Pepsi. Beef IS quite a cheap-ass, though you must consider his upbringing.

thehollow · « **Reply #112 on:** 04 Feb 2008, 17:14 »

That last one is one of my favorites. And Molly isn't the only one who's pointed out some of Beef's less intelligent purchases.

jeph · « **Reply #113 on:** 05 Feb 2008, 03:42 »

Today's Achewood is the funniest one in a long, long, LONG time.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #114 on:** 05 Feb 2008, 04:38 »

DRRRACULA WANTS YOU TO WEAR THE SPECIAL PURPLE PUMPS

HILARIOUS!
/

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #115 on:** 05 Feb 2008, 07:08 »

Beef and Molly have a hilarious sex life.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #116 on:** 05 Feb 2008, 07:20 »

Oh, god. You know someone has run a /34/ on Beef and Molly. You just know it.

Johnny C · « **Reply #117 on:** 05 Feb 2008, 09:10 »

Teodor's expression in the fifth panel is GOLDEN.

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #118 on:** 05 Feb 2008, 13:49 »

Quote from: Stryc9Fuego on 05 Feb 2008, 07:20

Oh, god. You know someone has run a /34/ on Beef and Molly. You just know it.

Oh god you are such a horrible person. You are a horrible, horrible person. You are dog shit.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #119 on:** 06 Feb 2008, 03:55 »

Does anyone else use assetbar?

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #120 on:** 06 Feb 2008, 04:56 »

Quote from: Cartilage Head on 05 Feb 2008, 13:49

Quote from: Stryc9Fuego on 05 Feb 2008, 07:20
Oh, god. You know someone has run a /34/ on Beef and Molly. You just know it.
Oh god you are such a horrible person. You are a horrible, horrible person. You are dog shit.

See, when I say things like that, it doesn't mean look for it. There is no HTML tag for [/see].

Goodness... remind me not to mention necro-bestiality. that would be horrible...

Johnny C · « **Reply #121 on:** 06 Feb 2008, 09:47 »

Quote from: Ã¶de on 06 Feb 2008, 03:55

Does anyone else use assetbar?

Yeah dude, daily.

Katherine · « **Reply #122 on:** 06 Feb 2008, 12:37 »

I will probably regret asking this, but what is /34/? I am afraid to Google it now after seeing Cartilage Head's reaction...

Liz · « **Reply #123 on:** 06 Feb 2008, 13:31 »

Rule 34 of the internet.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rule+34

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #124 on:** 07 Feb 2008, 06:38 »

Believe when it says NO EXCEPTIONS.

The internet constantly touches me in a bad place. Here... let me show you on the doll...

Katherine · « **Reply #125 on:** 07 Feb 2008, 07:06 »

Ah, I forgot about the educational wonder that is Urban Dictionary. Thank you!

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #126 on:** 13 Feb 2008, 00:23 »

Ray's mom's flow chart is pretty perfect.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #127 on:** 13 Feb 2008, 01:56 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 06 Feb 2008, 09:47

Quote from: Ã¶de on 06 Feb 2008, 03:55
Does anyone else use assetbar?

Yeah dude, daily.

I thought I saw a JohnnyC there.

I use it too, daily, username is Dovey.

Johnny C · « **Reply #128 on:** 13 Feb 2008, 10:25 »

Oh wow, I hadn't even clicked the link.

Dan, that was you? That's immaculate.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #129 on:** 09 Jul 2010, 10:16 »

Guys I hate to necropost (except if it's this thread) but can I get a resounding WTF?

Like, seriously.

Ptommydski · « **Reply #130 on:** 09 Jul 2010, 10:26 »

What is Onstad doing with Téodor of late?

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #131 on:** 09 Jul 2010, 10:30 »

Wait what the fuck I made this thread.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #132 on:** 09 Jul 2010, 10:30 »

And yeah this is weirdness I haven't seen in Achewood since the original Cartilage Head strips.

Except it's way fucking weirder.

I'm a little worried about Teodor.

Christophe · « **Reply #133 on:** 09 Jul 2010, 10:32 »

Poor dude cannot just get a break.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #134 on:** 10 Jul 2010, 11:46 »

Achewood is kinda shit now. It's completely lost it's pizazz. I hope Onstad has realised this and has started the excruciating process of killing every single character.

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #135 on:** 11 Jul 2010, 01:55 »

I agree that Onstad has finally kind of lost me. I think he wants too badly to be taken seriously at this point, and his attempts to combine that with humor are kind of falling short.

Spluff · « **Reply #136 on:** 11 Jul 2010, 02:12 »

It's almost like a parody of Achewood these days.

Ptommydski · « **Reply #137 on:** 11 Jul 2010, 02:24 »

Quote from: Cartilage Head on 11 Jul 2010, 01:55

I agree that Onstad has finally kind of lost me. I think he wants too badly to be taken seriously at this point, and his attempts to combine that with humor are kind of falling short.

Really, you think the more recent strips were an attempt to be taken seriously?

I am not sure "serious" is the correct word here. Achewood is utterly farcical, occasionally bordering on surreal. I can't think of a time it was ever particularly serious.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #138 on:** 12 Jul 2010, 04:28 »

Quote from: Ptommydski on 11 Jul 2010, 02:24

Quote from: Cartilage Head on 11 Jul 2010, 01:55
I agree that Onstad has finally kind of lost me. I think he wants too badly to be taken seriously at this point, and his attempts to combine that with humor are kind of falling short.
Really, you think the more recent strips were an attempt to be taken seriously?

Yeah um I really can't parse that comment in my brain at all Cory. Are you seriously saying that you think "I've got a ten-inch cock, and I don't have to lie about that" is an attempt to be taken seriously?

I think that the last few storylines have ranged between inconsistent and straight-up rubbish, but the few one-shots there are these days are still pretty great and this current story is shaping up really great. It may never be the brilliance of '04-'06 again and I honestly wouldn't be completely sad if Onstad gave up right now (provided he goes and does something else) but I wouldn't put it past him to make something truly excellent again.

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