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Rap Battle Vol. 2

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Patrick:
Homie come on, bring that shit here, fool, I'll fuck you up again
You been such a weak opponent since I can't remember when
If a bowtie is my dick, then a ribbon is yours
I hate to use this rhyme again but YOU'RE ALL FUCKIN' WHORES

Thrillho:
What beat is that, to which you rap? Motherfucker if you strapped on a gat
Man, you'd fall on your back from the weight, age 68, still a virgin
But your period's late, and you fire out a baby in the nursing home
It's got a big-ass chrome dome like his dad, or his mum, this microphone's
Getting covered in spit, they should ban this shit because the cable's
Twice as wet as my dick, this ain't no magic trick. I feel sick...

Spinless:
I feel nauseous.

Patrick:
Darryl you're doing it wrong, that doesn't rhyme! Do it like this:

Dynamite sucks, suck a stick of dynamite
When that shit blows up, your whole head will be alight
Fuck your mama in the nose and then I skeet up in her toes
Man I'm really uncreative, only word that rhymes is "hoes"

Spinless:
Blows? goes? nose? knows? chose? throws? throes?

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