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Rap Battle Vol. 2
Patrick:
NOTHING ELSE RHYMES BUT HOES
Thrillho:
--- Quote from: KimJongSick on 24 Dec 2007, 18:20 ---Darryl you're doing it wrong, that doesn't rhyme! Do it like this:
Dynamite sucks, suck a stick of dynamite
When that shit blows up, your whole head will be alight
Fuck your mama in the nose and then I skeet up in her toes
Man I'm really uncreative, only word that rhymes is "hoes"
--- End quote ---
Brother needs to get his hands on a rhyming dictionary
I'll draw your momma's pussy in a little game of pictionary
Twenty feet wide, eight feet tall
And slack enough fit in the cocks of us all.
That was awful, but then it's Christmas.
Patrick:
You like cum on your tits, you eat elephant shits
And you'll never ever get me down, you fuckin' goofy-ass Brits
Got a dick like a spiderweb, it's really hard to see
But I bet it's much more difficult for needle-dick to pee
I rhymed "Brits" with "shits" guys, I -totally fucking went there-
Thrillho:
You penis is hard to see?
Patty, I'm not sure you realise what you implied about yourself.
Patrick:
I think you're reading it wrong, sugartits.
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