Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America?
all clothes reflect identity constructs, destroy these constructs by shedding your clothes and sending pictures of the process to the e-mail address linked under my avatar
"MY SON JUST WANTED TO COME LIKE A THUNDERSTORM""AND YOU ROBBED HIM OF HIS LIFE"
I love this vagina store!
SNEAKYI sneak that shitAnd liekOMG DICK JERK
I punched all the girls in the face on the way to the booth to vote for Hitler.
Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.
YES. When I was a kid, I always wanted to battle with those giant q-tip things. I hope it's just as entertaining now as it was when I was younger.
i'm not paying for your boob jon
I fuck at typos
but you haven't sig quoted me yet kevin
9 inches is pathetic by today's standard
Once I got drunk and threw up in the vegetable drawer of an old disused fridge while dressed as a cat
You can wear all the helmets in the world and it still hurts like a bitch getting hit in the head.
I mean, it would still suck, but at least it would suck creatively.
I swear the commercial breaks are incredibly annoying. And do they have to talk to each contender before and after every event?