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If you ruled the world
ampersandwitch:
No joke, this question was on my application for Bard last year.
I don't really remember what I wrote, but I think now that my answer would include something along the lines of elephants for mass transit in major cities, mostly because I dig elephants.
doki:
spend all the world's money on a death cure
then waste it bringing back people like Freddie Mercury and Kurt Cobain and Lennon
wait, that would be awesome, not a waste at all!
Johnny C:
To get an idea of my leadership style, you have to find and watch the film King Ralph.
Tom:
Why just stop with Bob Stinson?
BobJoeJim:
If? IF? The word you're looking for is WHEN.
Baseball will be instituted as a global religion, and the season will be extended to 365 days a year. Sunlight will be abolished because it burns, it BURNS, and I love the rain. This is not mutually exclusive with part one, as baseball in the rain is awesome. Snow will also remain legal. A complex algorithm involving a blindfold and a dartboard will be used to determine who lives and who dies, with JimmyTheSquid in charge of determining the methods of execution. Also, those pussy polar bears in the Coca Cola ads would finally eat the bloody penguins, because one by one the penguins are stealing my sanity, and frankly I'm getting kind of sick of it.
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