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If you ruled the world
camelpimp:
Basebal!?!
You lost my vote.
BobJoeJim:
What if the baseball were played by scorpions? Do I get your vote then? Wait, I don't need votes, this isn't going to be a democracy, never mind. The baseball will still be played by scorpions though.
McTaggart:
I would install myself as the grand arbiter of sportsmanship over the whole world. I would have ultimate power over all appeals made by players. I would be able to reward and penalise teams and players based on whether they were playing in the spirit of the game. I would decide what is cricket and what is just not.
Then I'd leave everything up to whoever it's up to now but I'd be able to make public statements about governments and politics and businesses and people would take my opinion into account because I've helped bring goodwill back into sport and that's flowed on to the people who follow sport and on to the people who interact with them.
camelpimp:
--- Quote from: BobJoeJim on 12 Jan 2008, 07:29 ---What if the baseball were played by scorpions? Do I get your vote then? Wait, I don't need votes, this isn't going to be a democracy, never mind. The baseball will still be played by scorpions though.
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Well.... I can't really argue against that.
Also, all sports must be played while drunk. I insist upon this.
Skibas_clavicle:
--- Quote from: Caiphana on 11 Jan 2008, 18:20 ---When I rule the world, we will wear togas to get rid of the competition of fashion.
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Why must you hate things that are awesome?
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