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mrjoegangles

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Re: Videos you cannot believe you own
« Reply #50 on: 17 Feb 2008, 21:29 »
Still can't believe I bought Bloodrayne.  I saw it at a movie store and I said to myself.

"Self"
"Yes Joe"
"Isn't that the girl from T-3"
"Why, yes it is Joe" (At this point try to imagine my inner dialogue has a dignified British accent.  I Do)
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Are, you sure Joe.  It does say Uve Boll on the cover
"Ewww.  But look Billy Zane.  Its fucking Zane, how bad can it be?"
"True.  But even Billy needs to work, and who knows when they will come up with a sequal to Titanic"
"Yeah.  It does come with a free game though"
"A free Bloodrayne game"
"Wow, I guess I shouldnt get it then.  Thankyou self"
"No problem Joe"
"Wait, is that Michael Madsen on the cover?"
"Use the Visa, I like the bonus miles"
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Re: Videos you cannot believe you own
« Reply #51 on: 17 Feb 2008, 23:50 »
Open Water

Ew.  Worst Movie EVER.
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Re: Videos you cannot believe you own
« Reply #52 on: 18 Feb 2008, 09:33 »
Bubblegum Crisis: Hurricane Live on a really screwed up (but legit) VHS tape that's almost impossible to watch. And not just because the Japanese girls in it can't dance, have almost no stage presence and don't know how to hold a mic correctly.

On the up side, the music is still fun j-pop rock. It's just best when you listen to the the CD.
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Re: Videos you cannot believe you own
« Reply #53 on: 18 Feb 2008, 14:19 »
I have a Christopher Lambert collection...

I collect Christopher Lambert movies...

I am serious, I hosted a small film festival at my college called Lambert Day twice. Do you have any idea how trashed you can get playing Christopher Lambert drinking games?

(also, I own most of the videos mentioned in this thread. And am jealous of the poster above me. Which is wow.)
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Re: Videos you cannot believe you own
« Reply #54 on: 18 Feb 2008, 15:02 »
I'm surprised no one has mentioned this one yet:


Ghost Rider


Yes, I bought it cause it was on sale and came with MIB:II  and I had not seen Ghost RIder at the time.  Oops, my bad.
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Re: Videos you cannot believe you own
« Reply #55 on: 18 Feb 2008, 15:10 »
For whoever said they have the worst movie ever, I must disagree -

I own the Sci-Fi Original movie...

EarthSea

Absolutely awful.... but at the same time, every time I watch it, I feel like I'm watching a catastrophe... I can't help myself, the longer it goes on the more I have to watch... It's a terrible addiction - crappy acting, lame story line, fake computer graphics...you name it.
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Re: Videos you cannot believe you own
« Reply #56 on: 21 Feb 2008, 08:25 »
not sure what the worst film I own is but recently my mum gave me thw whole carry-on collection on video (she wants to get them on dvd instead now) but i'm not saying their bad at all.
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Re: Videos you cannot believe you own
« Reply #57 on: 21 Feb 2008, 10:52 »
Santa Clause Conquers the Martians

It was 99c and great for heckling!

/I wish I could get my 99c back though...
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Re: Videos you cannot believe you own
« Reply #58 on: 21 Feb 2008, 13:38 »
THE EVOLUTION OF REVENGE.



Please to watch this trailer. The narrator's voice is wonderful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2tnp4QCKtk
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Re: Videos you cannot believe you own
« Reply #59 on: 23 Feb 2008, 11:51 »
Tremors 4 (only because it was sold along with the original)
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Re: Videos you cannot believe you own
« Reply #60 on: 23 Feb 2008, 12:55 »
Challenge the Ninja
also Ninja Wars.
both these are so bad they not only become good they becomes amazing.
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