Hahaha.
I did actually talk to Stuart once. The second time I saw them, at the 40 Watt in Athens, while Bardo Pond was playing he was just sitting on a bench like anyone else, and I whispered to my girlfriend and buddy "Holy crap, that's him, right there. That has to be him."
So I went up between songs and admittedly I had been drinking and was quite stoned already, and I was like "Excuse me, but aren't you Stuart Brathwaite?" He was sitting alone so I didn't feel like I was imposing much. He kind of mumbled "Eh... aye..." and I said "Just wanted to say hey, loved you guys last night in Atlanta, looking forward to tonight's set, don't let these idiots get you down" (NOTE ABOUT THE 40 WATT CLUB: No matter what show you see there, it is filled with hipsters who have loud conversations while completely ignoring the band, it is a horrible place to see a band you really care about) and he said something which I vaguely remember as being "Don't worry, we'll shut them up" and gave a little grin, and I was like "Right on" and went back to my companions.
Also after Mogwai was done us three went around back and caught Bardo Pond and I was by that time drunk enough to totally gush about how fucking amazing I think they are, and asked Isobel if she remembered me from years ago because we have a mutual friend from Austin named Lee, and I SWEAR TO GOD she smiled and said "Yeah, totally man, Lee is free, right?" And we had a nice little chat. I'm pretty sure Bardo Pond were all on some heavy psychedelics that night because her pupils were the size of dinner plates.
Good times.