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Blue Kitty:

--- Quote from: tommydski on 22 Jan 2008, 15:11 ---Right now because of my 80 mile commute to get to work every day, I am paying an exuberant amount of money for petrol. I would therefore like the mutant ability to fire an endless jet of petrol from my mouth at whim. Not only could I use this ability to avoid having to buy petrol, there would also no longer be any reason to go to work because I work for an oil exploration company and my mere existence would render such a company quite useless. I would then hold the entire world to ransom and demand a blow job from every female from the age of 18-35 in the Paris telephone directory in alphabetical order.
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OR, they could just shoot you in the head and go on with business as usual.

supersheep:
But then who would keep pumping that sweet sweet crude?

Narr:
I would like to be a wizard in the D&D sense of the word.  Fuck superpowers when you can wield the arcane.

Oh god I am such a nerd.

jhocking:

--- Quote from: Misconception on 22 Jan 2008, 15:37 ---I would also love to be able to teleport, but time travel would be pretty darn sweet as well. You could totally work the stock market with it and become rich as all hell.

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See, the nice thing about my "bending time and space like Hiro from Heroes" is that you can teleport to different places and different times.

I'm torn about this one really. I've frequently wished I could read someone's mind and I've never thought "boy if only I could teleport," but the time/space thing is useful in a wider range of situations.


--- Quote from: Blue Kitty on 22 Jan 2008, 20:37 ---OR, they could just shoot you in the head and go on with business as usual.

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This is a very good point. It would be all of 2 hours after announcing your power that OPEC would send an assassin in order to protect their business.

Still, good thinking on that ransom.

Cam:
You could sign an exclusive contract with one of the big oil companies to provide gas for super cheap and they sale it at the same price.  Making the rich richer might actually help protect you.  Then, you would just have a rival company trying to knock you off.


If I was a to pick a serious power, it would simply be to control all functions of life and death in who ever I choose.  I would not want to become a Grim Reaper type character.  I would just like to be able to control every thing.  Crank up that metabolism, add muscles, grant immortality, or make some one drop dead on a whim.  I could take 50 years off a rich guy for 50 million dollars and my friends/family and I could live as long as we wanted.  When we were ready, we could still die, unlike some versions of being immortal.

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