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Spinless:
I want the air I exhale from my lungs to be an insanely powerful aphrodisiac. And my tears to cure cancer. Maybe a mutant gene that prevents male pattern baldness too.

LordNagash:
I would want to know all knowledge that exists (omniscience), yet be blind, def, and mute; Forever sealing my infinite knowledge from the world. Tragic. :)

Spinless:
You're crazy, is what you are.

Stryc9Fuego:
I'd love to be an incredible mechanical genius. The type of guy who someone comes to with a problem, and a half hour in a junkyard I come up with a solution.
"Mike! My son has CANCER! BAWWW!"
>rummage rummage bang pop boink fizz<
"Try this anti-cancer ray."
"Wow! However can I thank you?"
>Bow chica wow wow<

Spinless:
I want the mutant power of 'good luck'! Like Longshot!

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