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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2950 on: 06 Jun 2008, 08:01 »

Shaving? Who does that?


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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2951 on: 06 Jun 2008, 09:47 »

Is that Burt Reynolds?
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2952 on: 06 Jun 2008, 09:51 »

I believe that was Powers Boothe from Tombstone
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2953 on: 06 Jun 2008, 10:44 »

Yeah. It's Powers Booth. We hang out.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2954 on: 06 Jun 2008, 13:19 »

My year master made me shave at school.

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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2955 on: 06 Jun 2008, 14:42 »

It was that or submit to inappropriate touching.

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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2956 on: 06 Jun 2008, 16:47 »

Very funny Mr jhocking, a year master is in charge of a year group or cohort.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2957 on: 06 Jun 2008, 18:19 »

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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2958 on: 06 Jun 2008, 18:25 »

I have a 3 day weekend!  This is what I plan to wear for it's entirety (Actually that's pretty gross, I will have to alternate between pairs I think)
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2959 on: 06 Jun 2008, 19:07 »

Soon I will send you internet money so you can buy me some like that!

Fight you, photo thread:

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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2960 on: 06 Jun 2008, 20:07 »




... I AM SUPERDORK
Just let me get my undies on.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2961 on: 06 Jun 2008, 23:44 »

Baby you can save my day any time.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2962 on: 07 Jun 2008, 00:29 »

And the cycle begins anew.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2963 on: 07 Jun 2008, 01:13 »

Maryland summer weather is insane. Moments after I took this picture, the sky went from clear to black and we got tornadoes touching down all around.
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Agreed.  I was driving home from OC the other day (I was pretty much forced into driving my little brother and his friends down for Senior Week.  But I got 70$ out of it, so I'm not too mad about it), and at one point I couldn't see more than 50 feet in front of me (at 4 PM!) because of the rain and the mist from it evaporating off the road.

I was in a fucking tent for round one of those storms (tuesday).  And my dad's goddamn van for rounds 2 and 3 (wednesday).  It was simultaneously awesome and fucking terrifying.Damn you, Assateague State Park.  Damn you and your terrible weather and freezing waters.

Although I think I saw a funnel cloud touch down out to sea, and we saw some pretty amazing lightning strikes nearby! I swear a few of 'em hit that main road through the park.  SO LOUD.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2964 on: 07 Jun 2008, 02:37 »

I got a new jacket! Bask in its awesomeness!

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Windy!


Zombie Apocalypse!
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2965 on: 07 Jun 2008, 04:39 »

Lunchy: Where'd you get that shirt? I need one.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2966 on: 07 Jun 2008, 06:45 »

I made it with a transfer.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2967 on: 07 Jun 2008, 07:14 »

Jimmy you live in Australia. Why do you have that jacket?
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2968 on: 07 Jun 2008, 09:03 »

In case of zombies, clearly.

Lunchy, do you take the photos of you yourself? If so, I would like to take a moment to simultaneously admire your hair, dress sense and photographic skills.

Sometimes when he was younger my brother would run around with underwear in every possible place. I'm talking outside of trousers, on head, attached to each ear and on his shoulders like a cape. I wish I had photos but you're going to have to imagine this one.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2969 on: 07 Jun 2008, 11:58 »


yeah.   It's a labcoat.

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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2970 on: 07 Jun 2008, 13:16 »



I have a balcony that is very nice to sit on. I also need to shave.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2971 on: 07 Jun 2008, 13:59 »

I shaved.

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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2972 on: 07 Jun 2008, 14:46 »

 You are truly the mightiest poster.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2973 on: 07 Jun 2008, 16:39 »

GUYS WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?



I think I'm gonna photo-whore more now. I'm bored and its summer. Sorry photothread.

Also Johnny shaving is unacceptable.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2974 on: 07 Jun 2008, 16:43 »

I shaved.

Thank you. Thank you. THANK YOU.

Also I want your shirt, please tell my where I can get one of my own.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2975 on: 07 Jun 2008, 16:59 »

Johnny C that shirt is made of more win than anything I have ever seen before. Congratulations.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2976 on: 07 Jun 2008, 18:08 »

I shaved.

I read this and then imagined Liz jumping up and cheering.

I have no pictures because I am a lamester. But I plan on taking a lot of pictures in the next two weeks, because they are rather eventful. Stay tuned.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2977 on: 07 Jun 2008, 19:53 »

Johnny, you should not have shaved.



Now I am going to have to kick your ass.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2978 on: 07 Jun 2008, 20:03 »

Maryland summer weather is insane. Moments after I took this picture, the sky went from clear to black and we got tornadoes touching down all around.

Yay for MD tornadoes!  One of them ripped through my neighborhood, and went right over my house.  Destroyed our chimney.

I will have pictures shortly, but I need to find the charger for my camera.  Especially since I want to show off my new labret piercing.   
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2979 on: 07 Jun 2008, 22:08 »

I was working in Towson, some really heavy rain for about half an hour and then the show was over. It was a poor business day and we amused ourselves doing absolutely nothing once the owner left for the day.
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« Reply #2980 on: 08 Jun 2008, 08:48 »

Where in Towson?  I know a few people down there.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2981 on: 08 Jun 2008, 10:13 »

So, on Thursday night, I took my love-lorn friend for a night of drinking, getting drunk and intaking alcohol. He repaid me dropping him old, heavy bike on me.

This was the morning after. Admittedly, the bruise got considerably worse and is currently a vibrant yellow and purple hue.

And just for fun, a shitty cell phone picture!

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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2982 on: 08 Jun 2008, 10:28 »

My dog was hot:


Now he is not:


Also, Bruise,
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2983 on: 08 Jun 2008, 10:51 »

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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2984 on: 08 Jun 2008, 11:22 »

Jimmy you live in Australia. Why do you have that jacket?

Because even though I'm sure you have delusions of Australia being warm to unbearably hot all the year through, winter is fucking freezing and rainy.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2985 on: 08 Jun 2008, 11:35 »

Everyone who liked that shirt, there is now a thread about it.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2986 on: 08 Jun 2008, 19:27 »

I guess since I am posting again maybe? and such maybe I should photowhore possibly maybe.

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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2987 on: 09 Jun 2008, 01:50 »

Woo Tyler!
Also you may need to update your avatar. I think these days Little Ally is not hanging around.

This post to be updated soon! With HOT ZOMBIE ACTION.
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« Reply #2988 on: 09 Jun 2008, 02:44 »

It could easily apply to... certain other Ally's.
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« Reply #2989 on: 09 Jun 2008, 03:30 »

Don't be ridiculous. There are no other Ally's.

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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2990 on: 09 Jun 2008, 04:15 »

Lunchy that is fucking terrifying

It was the Queens Birthday yesterday and my boss got wind of the fact that I own union jack underpants. She told me to wear them on the outside of my pants to work. Then she asked me if I wanted to wear a cape while I was working. I was all FUCK YES

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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2991 on: 09 Jun 2008, 05:37 »

Did you uhh ... spill something on those boxers?
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« Reply #2992 on: 09 Jun 2008, 05:47 »

The only thing he spilled on them was love for his country.
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« Reply #2993 on: 09 Jun 2008, 05:52 »

You can't tell this from the photo because of the black uniform, but I am actually COVERED in beer in that photo. A faulty coupling on a keg led to me being sprayed with beer, and this is not an entirely uncommon experience for me at work.

Also I would like to point out that I am Australian, and a few English people were in that day. Their reactions varied from horror to amusement. One of them even bought me a drink after I knocked off!

I had to tuck my shirt into the boxers though because people kept telling me how brave/ridiculous it was of me to wear a union jack skirt to work and I really couldn't have been bothered to explain they were underpants and I was British Superman, although we have a long history of cross dressing on theme nights, which is strange for such a straight laced pub.

I just wish I could find the photo of me from our back to school party, carrying three cartons of liquor up a flight of stairs, wearing a schoolgirls outfit, while random drunk people around me wonder what the fuck is going on.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2994 on: 09 Jun 2008, 06:35 »

Lunchbox! Get back to the abyss from whence you crawled!



I'm not very good at photoshop...
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2995 on: 09 Jun 2008, 07:09 »

Lunchy, that picture is creepy as hell and I'm kind of glad Jimmy is banishing you.



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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2997 on: 09 Jun 2008, 08:52 »

My sister got married Saturday and I was the maid of honor. I totally cried like a baby while my sister was smiling th whole time.

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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2998 on: 09 Jun 2008, 12:02 »


taken before I lost another 12 lbs from sweating.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #2999 on: 09 Jun 2008, 12:37 »

basically this one time I got embarrassingly drunk and wandered into these people's house without knocking.  said one of the tenants of me after the fact (to my friend Sarah), "well, we're in lit class together, so I guess we're friends."  that was totally the pretense I was operating under, believe it or not



I ran across my friend Jimmy, who I instantly became protective of


then Alice joined in.  since she has the same color hair as us, she can stand next to Jimmy


but you can't
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