Topic: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL (Read 512033 times)

jodizzle · « **Reply #3150 on:** 18 Jun 2008, 03:47 »

That is what I thought Darryl! I knew you would see it my way

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3151 on:** 18 Jun 2008, 03:51 »

Are you gonna keep putting product in your hair like the hairdressy person did, or can't you be bothered? I thought it looked really really cool.

jodizzle · « **Reply #3152 on:** 18 Jun 2008, 04:00 »

I thought I looked kind of ridiculous!

....didn't I look entirely ridiculous? I certainly felt entirely ridiculous.

Edited because I forget how to spell sometimes. Thanks Katie.

calenlass · « **Reply #3153 on:** 18 Jun 2008, 07:21 »

(ridiculous)

Kai · « **Reply #3154 on:** 18 Jun 2008, 07:33 »

Guys sometimes people put makeup on me

Liz · « **Reply #3155 on:** 18 Jun 2008, 07:38 »

Well, he is quite pretty. I hope you are happy together.

Lummer · « **Reply #3156 on:** 18 Jun 2008, 09:59 »

I done gots me a new pair of shades..

Lines · « **Reply #3157 on:** 18 Jun 2008, 10:25 »

Quote from: ebony_willow on 18 Jun 2008, 04:00

I thought I looked kind of rediculous!

....didn't I look entirely rediculous? I certainly felt entirely rediculous.

No, you didn't look ridiculous. I quite liked it!

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3158 on:** 18 Jun 2008, 11:45 »

Quote from: Lummer on 18 Jun 2008, 09:59

[This is my punishin' face]

I done gots me a new pair of shades..

Love the Baroness shirt.

Lummer · « **Reply #3159 on:** 18 Jun 2008, 14:24 »

And I love YOU for using the term "Punishin' Face"..

And I do love that shirt dearly as well. I saw the band live, about one and a half years before "Red Album" came out, and that's where I bought it. The artwork on it fucking rocks.

Emaline · « **Reply #3160 on:** 18 Jun 2008, 15:38 »

I just posted this is the tattoo thread, but I'm pretty damn proud of it, so I am reposting it here. Besides, I have no other good me pictures. And it's my birthday, damnit.

Aminal · « **Reply #3161 on:** 18 Jun 2008, 16:22 »

Happy Birthday! Nice Octopus! Shapely Calf!

Ã¶de · « **Reply #3162 on:** 18 Jun 2008, 16:33 »

Just me hanging out with my birds.

Ladybug · « **Reply #3163 on:** 18 Jun 2008, 16:43 »

I cannot be the only one who noticed the frog before the tattoo? But yeah, nice tattoo. And frog.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #3164 on:** 18 Jun 2008, 16:43 »

Why, hello Dan. You're looking mighty makey-outy.

godinpants · « **Reply #3165 on:** 18 Jun 2008, 16:46 »

Ã¶de: That is my new favourite sign behind you just there.

I'm an artist, we paint on walls with waterpistols filled with paint.
You can't see our painting too well though. Damn mobile phone cameras.
I will also add that this was described by a lecturer as "If chuck norris had a child with jackson pollock"

Ã¶de · « **Reply #3166 on:** 18 Jun 2008, 16:52 »

Quote from: Lunchbox on 18 Jun 2008, 16:43

Why, hello Dan. You're looking mighty makey-outy.

sean · « **Reply #3167 on:** 18 Jun 2008, 20:07 »

Lummer's Baroness Shirt,

jodizzle · « **Reply #3168 on:** 18 Jun 2008, 20:24 »

Dan's Hair,

Looking sharp Danosaur.

Emaline · « **Reply #3169 on:** 18 Jun 2008, 20:33 »

Quote from: Aminal on 18 Jun 2008, 16:22

Happy Birthday! Nice Octopus! Shapely Calf!

Thanks! I think it's from only walking on the tips of my toes as a kid. I never used my whole foot, just the tips of my toes. And I walk everywhere. In high school, I and the soccer player had the biggest calves in my gym class.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #3170 on:** 18 Jun 2008, 20:39 »

Quote from: Objects inside Clouds on 18 Jun 2008, 20:07

Lummer's Picture With the Shades,

Lummer, you take some of the most awesome pictures of yourself, ever. Strictly because they are freaking hilarious in an awesome way. Like the picture of your "Beard Buster" pedal with Anal Prolapse on it in the Guitar Topic. Fuckin' boss, man.

EDIT - I love the word filter on this place sometimes. I think if you type the number twelve out, you get something weird, and if you type anything about Mr. Norris you get Anal Prolapse.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #3171 on:** 18 Jun 2008, 20:41 »

Octopus Tattoo,

Aminal · « **Reply #3172 on:** 18 Jun 2008, 21:28 »

For those of you who have never seen a Black Widow Spider: they look like this.

This is the Southern variety. The hourglass is located on the underside of the abdomen. I found this little lady (God rest her exoskeleton) hanging from under the stairs of my new cabin.

All my other friends are taking extended trips to Asia, Europe, major metro areas...meeting exotic strangers. Bein' all cosmopolitan. I am running away to live by myself in a log cabin in the woods of Virginia.

...There is also a 7-inch skink living behind my fridge. If it's still alive when I get back I'm going to name it.

ledhendrix · « **Reply #3173 on:** 18 Jun 2008, 23:47 »

Skinks are pretty cool.

I can't be arsed saying anything worthwhile right now.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #3174 on:** 19 Jun 2008, 04:18 »

What the fuck is up with everyone posting insects this week.

Stop it you bastards.

Inlander · « **Reply #3175 on:** 19 Jun 2008, 05:59 »

Who wants to be the one to say it?

Sox · « **Reply #3176 on:** 19 Jun 2008, 06:17 »

Buzz off.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #3177 on:** 19 Jun 2008, 07:06 »

I have to clean my apartment so Jodie can stay without dying.
Cleaning sucks, guys. This is why I don't do it.

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #3178 on:** 19 Jun 2008, 08:55 »

How the shit do you think I feel? My bathroom has just been cleaned for the first time in 2 years. My kitchen for the first time in 1 year. I am doing this because there are ladies coming to my place!

ledhendrix · « **Reply #3179 on:** 19 Jun 2008, 10:11 »

As I've mentioned quite a few times already.

Rockness was fucking awesome.

jhocking · « **Reply #3180 on:** 19 Jun 2008, 10:17 »

I am planning to do a whole bunch of cleaning today. Here is my bathroom right now:

Note the scrubbing stuff on the toilet, and the filthy camp grill in the tub that I still haven't cleaned from when I used it over the weekend.

Dissy · « **Reply #3181 on:** 19 Jun 2008, 10:30 »

Joe Hocking hasn't bathed since last weekend?

jhocking · « **Reply #3182 on:** 19 Jun 2008, 10:32 »

The grill hasn't been in there the entire time, geez

0bsessions · « **Reply #3183 on:** 19 Jun 2008, 10:46 »

I'm not sure which is grabbing more of my attention right now:

The fact that ledhendrix apparently traverses land via boat, another bit of proof that his feet never touch the ground.

Or...

That Joe Hocking apparently opted to buy a Twister mat instead of shower curtains.

Dissy · « **Reply #3184 on:** 19 Jun 2008, 10:59 »

Joe obviously likes to play twister in the shower.

What ever gets you off I guess.

I is Grammar · « **Reply #3185 on:** 19 Jun 2008, 12:53 »

Over this past weekend, I went to the Rolling Hills Sanitorium in Upstate New York with the guys from TAPS (Ghost Hunters - SciFi Channel). Took some artsy shots while we were there.

And yes, I did have Jello earrings on.

Drill King · « **Reply #3186 on:** 19 Jun 2008, 14:18 »

Okay, I know we have a thread for this but I'm so darn proud of it :3

I modified this shirt from and XXXL men's tshirt

Yay

Plasticity · « **Reply #3187 on:** 19 Jun 2008, 14:27 »

That is really well done, I like the matching of the buttons to the colors on the shirt.

0bsessions · « **Reply #3188 on:** 19 Jun 2008, 17:00 »

Tommy had time to rewrite that post six times because there's apparently nothing better to do in Tronno.

Drill King · « **Reply #3189 on:** 19 Jun 2008, 17:04 »

YEAH TOMMY IF WOMEN ARE SO WELL PUT TOGETHER WHY DON'T YOU COME TO NOVA SCOTIA AND BRING ME TO TRONNO

Also, I told you canuck ladies are nice.

And my shirt is nice, you should have said that. Pervo.

sean · « **Reply #3190 on:** 19 Jun 2008, 17:27 »

Drill King's Shirt,

And Drill King herself,

est · « **Reply #3191 on:** 20 Jun 2008, 00:14 »

I wasn't aware that girls needed to be assembled.

Putting this thread to bed for a while.

Inlander · « **Reply #3192 on:** 20 Jun 2008, 23:00 »

Quote from: est on 20 Jun 2008, 00:14

I wasn't aware that girls needed to be assembled.

Quote from: Ted Hughes

BRIDE AND GROOM LIE HIDDEN FOR THREE DAYS

She gives him his eyes, she found them
Among some rubble, among some beetles

He gives her her skin
He just seemed to pull it down out of the air and lay it over her
She weeps with fearfulness and astonishment

She has found his hands for him, and fitted them freshly at the wrists
They are amazed at themselves, they go feeling all over her

He has assembled her spine, he cleaned each piece carefully
And sets them in perfect order
A superhuman puzzle but he is inspired
She leans back twisting this way and that, using it and laughing, incredulous

Now she has brought his feet, she is connecting them
So that his whole body lights up

And he has fashioned her new hips
With all fittings complete and with newly wound coils, all shiningly oiled
He is polishing every part, he himself can hardly believe it

They keep taking each other to the sun, they find they can easily
To test each new thing at each new step

And now she smooths over him the plates of his skull
So that the joints are invisible
And now he connects her throat, her breasts and the pit of her stomach
With a single wire

She gives him his teeth, tying their roots to the centrepin of his body

He sets the little circlets on her fingertips

She stitches his body here and there with steely purple silk

He oils the delicate cogs of her mouth

She inlays with deep-cut scrolls the nape of his neck

He sinks into place the inside of her thighs

So, gasping with joy, with cries of wonderment
Like two gods of mud
Sprawling in the dirt, but with infinite care

They bring each other to perfection.

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #3193 on:** 21 Jun 2008, 00:07 »

See also: That bizarre remake of The Stepford Wives where the women were robots.

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