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jodizzle:
Probably. He is also very attractive and lovely and I get free food from the pancake place when i hang out with him and my brother.
Patrick:
I want him to paint everything I have ever owned.
Blue Kitty:
--- Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 02 Feb 2008, 17:00 ---And also the cool thing about displaying them is when you invite people over and don't want to be as nerdy you transform em into the car shape, that way people think you're just really into automotives/car models.
--- End quote ---
That would never work for me, even the women I know would walk over, pull an arm out, then call me an asshole for trying to disguise the fact that I am showing off my Transformer's collection
C Patrick Carolan:
I just find it easier to not make excuses or apologies for being a toy-collecting nerd.
Maybe that's why I never get laid without the aid of roofies and duct tape.
Johnny C:
Conversation with friend from today.
Me: "Yeah, I really dislike gay jokes."
Friend: [joking] "...Don't be such a fag."
Me: "Hey, dude. Hey."
Friend: "Maybe you'd be less uptight if you'd get the dick out of your ass."
Me: "Listen, the doctor said they'd take it out if they could."
Lesson here: it is okay to make jokes about a dick being somehow permanently stuck up your anus.
It is not okay to suggest you have raped a woman.
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