Basically, a band that really gets me going is somebody like Bela Fleck and the Flecktones. Not just because they are a 'jam band' but the fact that everybody in that band has more talent on thier finger than i do in my body. thats the music i appreciate a lot. im not so into the indy thing that seems to be on these boards, but thats more to lack of exposure than taste though. generally speaking, illl enjoy everything. except metal, it just wont happen
I'm going to ignore your first paragraph, because you made the point that it was just your opinion of metal rather than the all-too-common 'x genre is shit,' and because of your charming list of people you make fun of.
However - you are making so many presumptions in this paragraph, even assuming that someone is going to sneer at a supposed jam band, whatever the hell that's about - plenty of bands jam. Lurk for longer. You'll enjoy everything, eh - does that mean you'll also enjoy everything I like? Including gangsta rap, hardcore punk, pop-punk, pop, trip-hop, alt-rock, country, psychedelia, prog-rock - I could go on. What so many people perceive as the 'everything' on this board, is by far not the everything.
As for your reasons for liking the Flectkones - more talent in their little finger, eh. Then you should at least respect metal bands. Most of them boast extraordinarily (well, less so these days) talented guitarists and drummers, and many more have great vocalists too.