Topic: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About (Read 91999 times)

Darkbluerabbit · « **Reply #100 on:** 27 Feb 2008, 23:42 »

Pollution is shrinking polar bears' dongs.

Guys I think we need to be more careful, because polar bears don't fuck around, and I imagine smaller penises do not make them happy.

dennis · « **Reply #101 on:** 28 Feb 2008, 02:01 »

Quote from: onewheelwizzard on 27 Feb 2008, 19:25

Something I REALLY think everyone should know about:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15916765

Quick poll: how many of you already knew that someone had set himself on fire as a protest to the war in Chicago in November 2006?

Raises hand. I read about it in the Reader. The backstory is quite weird.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #102 on:** 28 Feb 2008, 08:09 »

I was talking about this in gabbly. I suspect this is where this shit comes from.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #103 on:** 28 Feb 2008, 08:13 »

Man it has been so long since I've been on Gabbly.

I was just exploring green-development blogs looking at cool stuff (like the city-inside-of-a-building they're trying to build in Russia, or the beer bottle that can be used as a brick to build shit once you're done drinking it) and it linked me.

jimbunny · « **Reply #104 on:** 28 Feb 2008, 09:54 »

Quote from: onewheelwizzard on 27 Feb 2008, 19:25

Something I REALLY think everyone should know about:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15916765

Quick poll: how many of you already knew that someone had set himself on fire as a protest to the war in Chicago in November 2006?

Talk about being out of the Loop...

hot dang.

...

oh.

pat101 · « **Reply #105 on:** 28 Feb 2008, 11:24 »

Quote from: onewheelwizzard on 27 Feb 2008, 19:25

Something I REALLY think everyone should know about:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15916765

Quick poll: how many of you already knew that someone had set himself on fire as a protest to the war in Chicago in November 2006?

I did know this, pretty amazing story.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #106 on:** 28 Feb 2008, 11:54 »

How does it feel knowing that guy had more balls than all of us put together?

Ã¶de · « **Reply #107 on:** 28 Feb 2008, 12:06 »

Or that he was mentally ill?

Switchblade · « **Reply #108 on:** 28 Feb 2008, 12:35 »

this here's pretty cool: http://www.physorg.com/news122819670.html

Now all we need is a version with a backlit colour display.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #109 on:** 28 Feb 2008, 12:37 »

People who should be fucked according the the stall next to the handicapped stall in the men's bathroom of the library I work at:

Jews
Blacks
Navajos
Bigots

Addendum:
Stinar lives

Patrick · « **Reply #110 on:** 28 Feb 2008, 13:07 »

AND THE DUTCH

(somebody had to)

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #111 on:** 28 Feb 2008, 13:24 »

The blood powered under the skin video cell phone has caught my attention. Leads the way to programmable changing tattoos and other devices? I mean, its a touch activated video phone under the skin with wireless access to bluetooth devices?! Someone please tell me this is a joke, because its just too awesome to be real.

supersheep · « **Reply #112 on:** 29 Feb 2008, 14:11 »

Quote from: onewheelwizzard on 27 Feb 2008, 19:25

Something I REALLY think everyone should know about:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15916765

Quick poll: how many of you already knew that someone had set himself on fire as a protest to the war in Chicago in November 2006?

Unless there's another person who did this, I think this made the news in Ireland. I seem to remember hearing about this.

tania · « **Reply #113 on:** 01 Mar 2008, 17:07 »

every time i take the myers-briggs type indicator test i end up as an INTP which is apparently the weirdest and rarest one in north america. i am not really surprised by this at all.

also i think you guys should know that any time firefox detects a misspelled word it tries to get me to change it to "star bucks" and it's getting kind of weird and creepy.

???

Tom · « **Reply #114 on:** 01 Mar 2008, 17:36 »

anyone else's Firefox spell-checker stuck on superliminal messaging?

Storm Rider · « **Reply #115 on:** 01 Mar 2008, 17:59 »

Since superbliminal isn't a word, no.

In fact, shouldn't Firefox's spell checker have told you that?

Tom · « **Reply #116 on:** 01 Mar 2008, 18:03 »

Couldn't think of a good enough word so I used one that doesn't necessarily exist in any "real" dictionary you can find.

Something Witty · « **Reply #117 on:** 01 Mar 2008, 18:36 »

if subliminal is a word, why can't the prefix super be applied to the liminal root word?

Tom · « **Reply #118 on:** 01 Mar 2008, 19:43 »

in that case I misspelt and it's now fixed.

tania · « **Reply #119 on:** 01 Mar 2008, 20:08 »

it disappeared when i restarted my computer! right when i was starting to hope i might for some reason be important enough for starbucks to spy on.

Tom · « **Reply #120 on:** 01 Mar 2008, 20:33 »

well, that's annoying

RedLion · « **Reply #121 on:** 01 Mar 2008, 21:14 »

A bit late but I am...

Your personality type is ESFJ.
Extraverted (E) 61%    Introverted (I) 39%
Sensing (S) 68%    Intuitive (N) 32%
Feeling (F) 100%    Thinking (T) 0%
Judging (J) 50%    Perceiving (P) 50%

Interesting. I'm well rounded on some things and completely polarized on others.

Storm Rider · « **Reply #122 on:** 01 Mar 2008, 21:32 »

Hey Tania, we totally have the same personality type.

So maybe later I was thinking we could... y'know...

(oh fuck she's looking at me shit shit shit shit)

Something Witty · « **Reply #123 on:** 01 Mar 2008, 21:41 »

(BAIL DUDE BAIL)

Storm Rider · « **Reply #124 on:** 01 Mar 2008, 22:40 »

(oh god it's like a train wreck in slow motion in my brain)

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #125 on:** 02 Mar 2008, 05:58 »

Ooh.. you touch my Tra-La-La.

calenlass · « **Reply #126 on:** 02 Mar 2008, 06:00 »

Oh, that is so old. I will reply with something just as good though, and just as old.

Your momma.

jhocking · « **Reply #127 on:** 02 Mar 2008, 20:12 »

Quote from: ephemere on 01 Mar 2008, 17:07

every time i take the myers-briggs type indicator test i end up as an INTP which is apparently the weirdest and rarest one in north america.

Not according to this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myers-Briggs_Type_Indicator#Type_dynamics_and_development

Us INTJ's* are rarer, and the rarest is INFJ.

*I got INTP too one time, but mostly I come up INTJ.

ledhendrix · « **Reply #128 on:** 03 Mar 2008, 10:44 »

I seem to alternate between INTJ and INTP, but mostly INTP, although the whole thing is a bit pointless. I reckon it would be a lot more accurate if you got one of your closest friends to do it. That way you wouldn't subconsciously change things to what you would like them to be.

Patrick · « **Reply #129 on:** 05 Mar 2008, 09:34 »

Patrick Swayze's got 5 weeks left to spend not possessing Whoopi Goldberg's body. Shut up, that was the Fark headline.

Also, this is why we don't start trash fires.

Edit: It appears I've forgotten this little gem:

"In space men exercise on treadmills. In addition, they can theoretically masturbate too. But they should not forget about condoms or other containers, otherwise drop of sperm will be flying chaotically in the cabin and they will have to collect it."

I lol'd. And then this filthy lie right after it:

"As a matter of fact, humans are not eager to make love in space."

Are you fucking kidding me, that's how I want to lose the v-card.

Elizzybeth · « **Reply #130 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 00:15 »

Humans are into some pretty crazy sports. Includes highlights such as Cheese Rolling, in which one chases a wheel of cheese down a hill, Mountain Bike Bog Snorkeling, and Chess Boxing.

Patrick · « **Reply #131 on:** 07 Mar 2008, 02:30 »

I would chess box.

This fuckass decided to hit balls at a protected species of hawk and got in deep shit when he actually hit it. Now he's all pissy because "Oh I wasn't actually trying to hit it, just scare it away!" gg n00b

normz · « **Reply #132 on:** 07 Mar 2008, 02:41 »

i have realised tonight that you can order pizza on the internet without actually having to talk to the annoying phone operaters ... i love you pizzahut.com

redglasscurls · « **Reply #133 on:** 07 Mar 2008, 10:39 »

Normz, you would love living near me. We have campusfood.com, you can order delivery online from basically any restaurant in the area, pay the driver tip online, and never have to deal with the horrid phone ordering again:)

valley_parade · « **Reply #134 on:** 07 Mar 2008, 10:42 »

Quote from: Elizzybeth on 06 Mar 2008, 00:15

Cheese Rolling, in which one chases a wheel of cheese down a hill

I've seen this on TV before. And I want to do it. I used to love rolling down hills when I was little.

tania · « **Reply #135 on:** 07 Mar 2008, 11:34 »

Quote from: normz on 07 Mar 2008, 02:41

i have realised tonight that you can order pizza on the internet without actually having to talk to the annoying phone operaters

hey! during my senior year of high school i was one of those annoying phone operators.

for the most part it was a pretty fun job actually. it got to a point where they somehow couldn't fire me because i was the only person who had been there longer than 3 months and knew how to handle difficult situations. i threatened to quit at least three times just so they'd give me a raise and convince me to stay. none of the supervisors really did their jobs properly and as a result about 90% of the time i spent on the phone with customers involved being brutally frank about the quality of the food we served and essentially telling them to spend their money elsewhere. good times!

Ozymandias · « **Reply #136 on:** 07 Mar 2008, 12:38 »

Quote from: Patrick on 07 Mar 2008, 02:30

I would chess box.

This fuckass decided to hit balls at a protected species of hawk and got in deep shit when he actually hit it. Now he's all pissy because "Oh I wasn't actually trying to hit it, just scare it away!" gg n00b

All that article tells me is that golfers are assholes.

valley_parade · « **Reply #137 on:** 07 Mar 2008, 12:40 »

Hey, only 90% of them.

The rest of us suck at golf.

tania · « **Reply #138 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 08:03 »

i think everyone needs to know that guelph is expecting anywhere between 30-50 cm of snow by tomorrow morning. and it's march. i have concerns.
also, there's a possibility the maintenance workers at my university will be striking this monday, rendering the university closed as there will be no one around to get rid of all this fucking snow.

...yay?

Symptom · « **Reply #139 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 09:12 »

I feel for you Eph, I'm in Montreal where the storm wont be nearly as bad (20-30cm) and it's still a pain! I also have a part-time job which requires me to work outside, so this is no fun.
Enjoy the extra day (or two?) to do your work I guess.

Something Witty · « **Reply #140 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 23:45 »

Quote from: Patrick on 05 Mar 2008, 09:34

"As a matter of fact, humans are not eager to make love in space."

Are you fucking kidding me, that's how I want to lose the v-card.

Can you just imagine the filth that would be shooting through the air instead of soaking down into the sheets?

Patrick · « **Reply #141 on:** 09 Mar 2008, 06:06 »

Let it be known that I am the first to coin the term "zero-g sexual discharge"

Ã¶de · « **Reply #142 on:** 09 Mar 2008, 06:56 »

Heston of the Apes

If there's one thing you do today, it should be watching this.

jhocking · « **Reply #143 on:** 09 Mar 2008, 08:59 »

wow, that man is the definition of "overacting."

calenlass · « **Reply #144 on:** 09 Mar 2008, 17:10 »

I'm curious as to what Keanu Reeves would be the definition of.

tragic_pizza · « **Reply #145 on:** 09 Mar 2008, 17:17 »

That which floats in the bowl after one flushes.

jhocking · « **Reply #146 on:** 09 Mar 2008, 18:23 »

Sorry Trebek, you got that backwards.

Switchblade · « **Reply #147 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 17:42 »

THIS

At first I was unimpressed with the idea, but I spent a couple minutes watching the blizzard of opinions and emotions on my screen (ripped straight from blog entries across the globe) and it made me feel good.

Liz · « **Reply #148 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 17:56 »

That is really cool. I like the Murmurs ticker that lists what people have been saying.

Patrick · « **Reply #149 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 18:36 »

http://www.addictinggames.com/pillagethevillage.html

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normz