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Terrible Movies Thread
Ikrik:
--- Quote from: ephemere on 09 Apr 2008, 20:57 ---me and my friend ian both finished a bunch of exams today so we decided to go watch 10,000 bc. we already knew it would be terrible from the start, having looked up the ridiculuously stupid plot in advance, and went into the threatre intending to watch it as a comedy. i don't know what i was expecting but oh my god. this film was so bad. i don't even know where to begin. by the end we couldn't even laugh anymore, we could only sit there in the theatre shaking our heads. stupid plot, no character development whatsoever, ridiculous chauvinism, and everyone somehow has well-groomed faces and legs yet can't cut their fucking hair. we pretty much felt like the film was making fun of us tbh. my advice to you is that if you think this film will be hilarious, even in an ironic sense, i promise it won't be. it's just fucking awful on every level. please save your money and don't ever see it.
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Holy crap YES! Didn't you love how the one tribe conveniently spoke English too? It would have been a MILLION times more coherent if they had everything in some other language.....but then again the tribespeak was pretty horrendous too. It's a terrible film, the second half was the biggest ripoff of Stargate.
Border Reiver:
But will there be hot chicks in fur bikinis?
That's the only reason to see a caveman flick...
tania:
no, there was also an incredibly disappointing lack of girls in fur bikinis.
like i said, NO redeeming qualities.
Border Reiver:
I've got to admit, seeing the trailer showing mammoths in what looked like ancient Egypt being used like indian elephants nearly caused the old "willing suspension of disbelief" to check out.
Ikrik:
--- Quote from: ephemere on 10 Apr 2008, 06:54 ---no, there was also an incredibly disappointing lack of girls in fur bikinis.
like i said, NO redeeming qualities.
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adding to that there was a lack of girls completely.
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