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Terrible Movies Thread
Wayfaring Stranger:
I don't think Jessica Alba has EVER had a role that called for serious acting ability. She's only ever been eye candy and that's about all she's good at.
SimpsonsParadox:
Rambo (The new one, not the old ones.)
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (Although I can see how someone could like it.)
Although this one really doesn't count, Bruce and Lloyd: Out of Control
Cartilage Head:
Hellboy was fuckin' great.
I think I'll make a list of every shitty movie I have ever seen.
The Ring 2
The Grudge
Dark Harvest 2
Saw
Saw II
Saw III
Saw IV
Scary Movie 1-4
Cars
Robots
Boogeyman
Marie Antoinette
Van Wilder
Date Movie
Wedding Crashers
Failure To Launch
Love Don't Cost A Thing
Big Momma's House
Catwoman
Alone In The Dark
The Master Of Disguise
SimpsonsParadox:
The dialogue ruined Hellboy for me. Not going to say any spoilers, but the scene in the auction house was just amazingly horrible in almost every way except for monster design. The rest of the movie pretty much unfolded the same way (Good monsters, bad everything else). I much preferred the first Hellboy. However, I can see how someone could like it. Just not me.
Shadows Collide:
House of the Dead - you could never show me a film that is worse, more embarrassing or more pathetic. It feels like it was made up on the spot, like - "Oh how are we going to do this guy's death scene?"
- "I got it! Let's have the zombies come at him, then he stares into the distance and the screen turns red! Like blood! Then we cut to video game footage to fill space. Brilliant"
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