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red tape secretary:
Sea Ghost. It's just wretched. Cheap Canadian sci-fi with CG that is laugh-out-loud terrible.
jill the ripper:
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--- Quote from: Ikrik on 14 Jul 2008, 23:16 ---Has Eddie Murphy made a good film in the past like...8 years?
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Mulan, Eddie Murphy voiced the dragon, to my mind his third best film...
(Kudos to anyone getting that reference.)
On the topic of mediocre films, I saw 30 Days of Night on DVD last night, and whilst it wasn't terrible, it just left me with a massive sense of "meh". Although I did appreciate the fact they were trying something new with the vampire genre.
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at least the vampires were bad in that one (weren't they?)
i am so damn sick of "good vampires."
axerton:
--- Quote from: Cartilage Head on 05 Aug 2008, 20:14 --- I think I'll make a list of every shitty movie I have ever seen.
Saw I-IV
Scary Movie 1-4
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In both of those cases why if you know that movies I and II were crap did you put yourself through III and IV.
I watched Phantom Menace last night for the first time since I was 12. I was determined to go into it with an open mind, due to the fact that I remember it being not so bad when I was a kid, and I didn't want to just be swayed what as far as I knew was a case of "its new therefore it can't be as good as the old ones."
Holy hell it was terrible. I'll ignore the annoying little kid, and the super annoying fuck stain that was Jar Jar Binks and all of the 'clumsiness saves the day' that comes with him, the confusion caused trying to figure out when the queen was in her royal makeup and when she was playing handmaiden, the fact that there was a democratically elected queen who was about 17, the fact that said 17 year old was being hit on by a 9 year old and the fact that I doubt one shot went by when there wasn't a CGI effect - because what I consider to be the worst part of the film is that they managed to make yoda look worse than he did 19 years beforehand.
akashacatbat:
As to Boondock Saints, it's hot boys with Irish accents and guns. A snarky, gay Willem DeFoe is just icing on the cake. What's not to love? ;)
My main problem with Indy 4 was the fridge scene. Everything else was just good fun. Also, Harrison Ford is hot.
For the title of "Worst Movie Ever" I nominate:
Eragon. Poor Jeremy Irons should learn to stay away from "epic" fantasy films... he was just about the only actor in the entire movie who actually tried. Other than him, the only redeeming quality about the film was that Garrett Hedlund was in it for the last fifteen minutes or so. Mmm, AngstyEmoHot!
The Happening. I am honestly surprised no one has mentioned this yet. I can't even think of one good thing to say about this piece of garbage.
Cartilage Head:
I will give almost any sequel a chance if I am not spending money on it or wasting any effort on watching it. I can always just get up and walk away if the movie is terrible.
As far as Scary Movie goes, I haven't seen 4, but I know it is probably terrible.
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