Topic: Forum Dictator 2008! (Read 42554 times)

0bsessions · « **Reply #100 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:16 »

Quote from: calenlass on 19 Feb 2008, 12:14

How did you get pirates to fight for you, anyway? Last time I checked we were only in it for personal gain.

Rum and wenches.

Lines · « **Reply #101 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:17 »

Quote from: calenlass on 19 Feb 2008, 12:14

How did you get pirates to fight for you, anyway? Last time I checked we were only in it for personal gain.

I recruited the ones living in my basement. Also the pinjas. They have teamed up with my knights and all make up my air force.

Quote from: 0bsessions on 19 Feb 2008, 12:16

Rum and wenches.

This too.

Slick · « **Reply #102 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:19 »

I fear I must temporarily relieve myself of power! The revolution must and will be served by all able, fair, noble people. It will not be under-minded by my absence, and I trust it will carry on without out me. Farewell, brave soldiers of tomorrow, till next we meet, let no Jon ever taste the power his bloodlust drives him to.

0bsessions · « **Reply #103 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:22 »

VICTORY FOR THE MASSES!!! Vile Slick has been overthrown. Now begins a golden age of strong boarding and ~~oppression~~ cupcakes!

Navy:

Army:

Air Force:

Our Army > Your Army

yelley · « **Reply #104 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:23 »

THE ENEMY HAS RETREATED. THIS IS A VICTORY FOR CATS EVERYWHERE.

CELEBRATE.

öde · « **Reply #105 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:24 »

Oh my god you guys check out this ladybug!

Sox · « **Reply #106 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:26 »

Does this mean the thread is done?

0bsessions · « **Reply #107 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:28 »

The thread will never be quite done. We must maintain constant vigilance in order to assure that tyrrants such as Slick never surface again.

Lines · « **Reply #108 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:29 »

Quote from: Sox on 19 Feb 2008, 12:26

Does this mean the thread is done?

No. CONSTANT VIGILANCE.

(Meaning, most likely maybe.)

Slick · « **Reply #109 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:49 »

Quote from: Anyways on 19 Feb 2008, 12:21

Sleep is the coward's way out. Slick is a lazy coward! Do you now see what foul creature you persist on making the ruler of QC? Let not your senses be dulled and opinions swayed by finely crafted and perfectly structured sentences! Support Jon, he who tells it like it is.

Typical lies, typical lies. I am now awaiting my yoga class, to bring me closer in tune with myself and to tone my body into a better machine with which to serve the people.
Also, to pick up chicks. They totally dig that shit.

0bsessions · « **Reply #110 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:52 »

No, women like the resistance, because two thirds of our armed forces are helmed by women.

We, the resistance, are all for gender equality, people!

Lines · « **Reply #111 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:59 »

My yoga class had 2 boys in it and about 15 girls. They were not "picked up" or did any "picking up". Sorry to burst your bubble.

We have discussed this in the Gabblebox (the traitor may or may not have shared this information) that our battle shall resume in Tronno. It may or may not involve nerf guns and/or water balloons. We have time now to strengthen our forces and then go head to head once more. Prepare for defeat once again, you traitorous wretches.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #112 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 13:29 »

I cannot be a traitor if I was never for your cause!

Anyway, I've half a mind to actually betray Slick and declare myself dictator in his place. It is clear that his priorities lie in Yoga more than they do in the running of this board. And besides, while both J0n and Katie are pro stickying of the zombie apocalypse thread, neither of them are going to survive the actual apocalypse anyway. I am far better suited to survival and can thus lead by example. I would even concede myself to leaving behind the idea of utter fascism, as long as I could keep a Secret Police force to "school" the damn newbie trollers that have been popping up in the past week.

Liz · « **Reply #113 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 13:30 »

You're better off having the great ideas and feeding them to Slick anyways. That way if people don't like your policies you're not the one they go after.

calenlass · « **Reply #114 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 13:35 »

Holy shit guys I found a ladybug too!

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #115 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 13:36 »

Damn you and living in the South! Its cold up here, I miss Texas...

Doug S. Machina · « **Reply #116 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 13:50 »

Quote from: KharBevNor on 19 Feb 2008, 11:24

How does 'Field Marshal' strike you?

Also, I was thinking, perhaps it would add a bit of class to proceedings if, every time I walked into the room, there was some form of acknowledgement? I was thinking maybe raising one arm out from the body, palm outwards, and some sort of hearty exhultation. "Hail Victory!" maybe?

Sounds suspiciously familiar...

Quote from: Anyways on 19 Feb 2008, 11:25

It's perfect.

Can I be your propaganda minister? I'm really rather good at that sort of thing.

"I'm really rather good"? What kind of progpaganda is that?

Quote from: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 11:26

KharBevNor, do not listen to the traitor and murderer! He can offer you ruins, I can offer you a post in the government of the future!
My dictatorship is not one of greed or malice, but one of necessity. When you are capable of self-governance again, I will retire to a quiee, private life, and when I sign a ballot, I would hope to select KharBevNor for president.
I would much rather have that as the future than I would have me signing the order of damnatio memoriae.

That's more like it!

Quote from: calenlass on 19 Feb 2008, 11:35

So um... who wants to come sit over here in this field and smoke some weed with me? I was thinking of maybe picking some daisies and making a flower chain out of them.

Quote from: Anyways on 19 Feb 2008, 11:46

Actually, this sounds like a great idea. Let's just sit in a bed of flowers, and like... Be aware.

Quote from: öde on 19 Feb 2008, 12:00

Wait, what if we all hold hands? I mean everyone?

Your happy, harmless behaviour makes me think you must be subversive elements. We have started a file on each of you.

Quote from: KharBevNor on 19 Feb 2008, 11:36

I know this would probably be better in the hair advice thread, but I was thinking of maybe getting rid of my sideburns and growing out my moustache. Nothing fancy, just a little square thing under the nose.

Also, I have decided to quit smoking and have just bought an alsatian.

The moustache has been done. Now it has a dark past. Endevour to look like one of the people. That way they will ~~follow you like sheep~~ trust you.

At any rate, this has just been a blind to bring out the ambitious and power-hungry who threaten the regime of Jeph. The Jephistas will shortly round you all up, and your families and supporters, and you will never be seen again.

calenlass · « **Reply #117 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 13:55 »

guys the ladybug is crawling on my faaaaaaaacccee

Dissy · « **Reply #118 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 13:58 »

Katie, Pics or it didn't happen!

KharBevNor · « **Reply #119 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 14:06 »

Citizens! Propicious news! My darkly shirted henchmen have captured the foul traitor slick as he slept. Unfortunately he was ~~beaten to death~~ accidentally shot whilst resisting arrest. Hopefully this will usher in the standard thousand years of prosperity and joy.

Hippies! Rejoin your brethren! I promise ladybirds for all!

calenlass · « **Reply #120 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 14:19 »

man i don't want no ladybirds

hee hee it is kindof sniffing under my fingernails, guys

it tickles

KharBevNor · « **Reply #121 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 14:22 »

ladybirds are ladybugs. It is all semantics.

Semantics are tolerated under my munificent regime.

öde · « **Reply #122 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 15:34 »

What about semitics?

bryanthelion · « **Reply #123 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 16:00 »

Shouldnt this be a poll?

And when that matter was finished, could we have more nominees?

KharBevNor · « **Reply #124 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 16:33 »

Quote from: öde on 19 Feb 2008, 15:34

What about semitics?

Ushhay onway ethay ewjay atinghay

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #125 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 18:00 »

I can't tell who has won but when I find out I will align my cat macro militia with them. We shall strike any thread asked of us, most likely when the forums are deserted as we do not operate around any identifiable timezone.

godinpants · « **Reply #126 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 18:19 »

Rebel Sky Pirates don't care who won.

We have a motherfucking dirigible.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #127 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 18:40 »

Quote from: JimmytheSquid on 19 Feb 2008, 18:00

I can't tell who has won but when I find out I will align my cat macro militia with them. We shall strike any thread asked of us, most likely when the forums are deserted as we do not operate around any identifiable timezone.

It was me.

I want you guys to head east and take ~~Stalingrad~~ the movies forum. Victory shall be swift, and the rewards immeasurable.

Lines · « **Reply #128 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 18:41 »

Flying pirates are my responsibility. However cool your flying ship is, godinpants, it's a bit out of date. We're using stealth bombers. Jimmy, you can sign your catmacro militia with Admiral Yelley and her lolcat fleet.

If you missed the battle on here and in gabbly, Jon, Yelley, Anyways, V_P, and I were aligned with Khar, among others. The only person I remember being aligned with Slick was Boro. And since Slick surrendered, at least for the time being, anyone aligned with Khar is considered victorious.

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #129 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 18:59 »

Linds my love, I only take orders from Herr BevNor.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #130 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 19:09 »

so, this whole time I have been flying Khar's banner with my newbies?

Lines · « **Reply #131 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 19:25 »

Pretty much.

Quote from: JimmytheSquid on 19 Feb 2008, 18:59

Linds my love, I only take orders from Herr BevNor.

I work for Khar, silly! But if that's how you feel, so be it. I just thought your troops would get along...

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #132 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 19:52 »

I thought J0n was his own candidate.

sean · « **Reply #133 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 19:56 »

I dunno about Jon, but I'm officially throwing in my lot with Khar.

Let us make the movie forums our bitch.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #134 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 20:20 »

Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 19 Feb 2008, 19:52

I thought J0n was his own candidate.

He's my field marshal.

There are some cabinet openings guys. Transport Minister, Culture Minister and Minister for Shenanigans.

sean · « **Reply #135 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 20:24 »

I know I'm new on the Khar team, but can I please be Minister of Shenanigans?

RedLion · « **Reply #136 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 20:38 »

Only if I can be Minister of Still-Too-New-To-Really-Understand-What-The-Hell-Is-Going-on-in-This-Thread.

Cam · « **Reply #137 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 20:49 »

Heil der Fuhrer

Patrick · « **Reply #138 on:** 20 Feb 2008, 01:08 »

PATRICK IS PRETTY FUCKING RAD, YOU GUYS

a pack of wolves · « **Reply #139 on:** 20 Feb 2008, 02:56 »

Quote from: KharBevNor on 19 Feb 2008, 20:20

There are some cabinet openings guys. Transport Minister, Culture Minister and Minister for Shenanigans.

I am extremely interested in the post of Transport Minister. I propose we introduce hefty fines for those who walk slowly along a busy pavement and run all vehicles on mule power. The internal combustion engine is a privilege not a right and shall be reserved for the use of party officials.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #140 on:** 20 Feb 2008, 04:28 »

I'm quite happy with the ordinary citizens utilising the external combustion engine. I am somewhat of an idealist though.

What shenanigans have we planned for today?

calenlass · « **Reply #141 on:** 20 Feb 2008, 04:32 »

I propose an influx of butt pictures in the photo thread!

valley_parade · « **Reply #142 on:** 20 Feb 2008, 05:08 »

Quote from: yelley on 19 Feb 2008, 12:23

HOLIDAY, CELEBRATE.

Wrong game, Randy.

(Khar, Minister of Shenanigans? Sounds perfect)

0bsessions · « **Reply #143 on:** 20 Feb 2008, 07:41 »

Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 19 Feb 2008, 19:52

I thought J0n was his own candidate.

Originally, I was. I then proposed an alliance with Khar for the sake of eliminating Slick's tyranny. It proved a wise decision and now the forums can enter a golden age of prosperity.

Cam · « **Reply #144 on:** 20 Feb 2008, 07:45 »

Exhaulted Leader KharBevNor,

Does the position for Culture Minister include making propaganda? If so, I would very much like to apply for the position.

Salutations,
Cam

KharBevNor · « **Reply #145 on:** 20 Feb 2008, 08:03 »

I was not aware that culture and propaganda were not the same thing! Your services will be most useful.

Liz · « **Reply #146 on:** 20 Feb 2008, 08:17 »

Quote from: calenlass on 20 Feb 2008, 04:32

I propose an influx of butt pictures in the photo thread!

I fully support this idea. I think perhaps I will join Team Katie in this endeavor.

calenlass · « **Reply #147 on:** 20 Feb 2008, 08:23 »

(No see that already happened, thus evidencing my obliviousness to the forum in general, and thus proving me to be unfit as Minister of Shenanigans or Culture.)

(It was basically an elabourate reference to the fact that I spent the entire day yesterday in a field of daisies playing with ladybugs and clovers.)

(while high)

Lines · « **Reply #148 on:** 20 Feb 2008, 08:51 »

I haven't smoked weed. I probably won't ever smoke weed at the rate I am currently going, so it's ok Anyways!

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #149 on:** 20 Feb 2008, 10:19 »

And that's of course the best reason to do anything. Of course, I probably shouldn't be the one to talk, being how much I used to, but, wait was I trying to make a point?

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