Topic: Forum Dictator 2008! (Read 43773 times)

sean · « **on:** 19 Feb 2008, 07:46 »

Good people of the questionable content forums! The time has come for us to elect a dictator to rule us, to sticky the zombie thread, and to post sexy pictures in the photothread. Plus, we shan't de-rail the zombie thread any further with such talk as this.

Let us look at the ~~two~~ three canidates that are in the race!

First, is Jon (0bessions)!
1) He is pro-sticky the zombie thread
2) He is the best bet for survival in the zombie apocalypse
3) Is obviously the greatest
4) Is pro-sticky the pet thread

Second, is Katie (calenlass)!
1) Is also pro-sticky the zombie thread
2) Has her own thread!
3) Posts sexy pictures in the photo thread.
4) Has boobs.

Third, is Patrick (KimJongSick)!
1) He has is own zombie!
(he has yet to state is platform)

Serious business people! Get voting!

FAIL!

sean · « **Reply #1 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 07:49 »

ug, fuck you quote button!

yelley · « **Reply #2 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 07:52 »

just for the record, i veto this thread.

edit: i'm taking back this veto. i love this thread.

öde · « **Reply #3 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 07:54 »

The election is rigged and all other candidates will be murdered by Jeph anyway.

SevenPinkerton · « **Reply #4 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 07:56 »

I don't know anyone by their real first names. So I'm voting for the cookie monster. Because he is blue and a great role model for fat, cookie-eating children.

Lines · « **Reply #5 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 08:03 »

Jon = 0bsessions, Katie = calenlass, Patrick = KimJongSick

Dictator is spelled wrong, so I am with Yelley. Also, you forgot we still haven't figured out if the forum President is Spinless or Khar.

Liz · « **Reply #6 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 08:03 »

For this thread to get my approval you must fix the spelling mistake in the title.

Even then I am not guaranteeing anything.

sean · « **Reply #7 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 08:06 »

Oh dear I didn't even realize that! I apologize for my atrocious spelling. It has been fixed.

Darryl and Khar can run too if they want. Forum dictator is way cooler than forum president anyway.

Liz · « **Reply #8 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 08:12 »

If they drop out of the Presidential race I don't see why not.

Lines · « **Reply #9 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 08:12 »

This is the internet. Anything can happen!

calenlass · « **Reply #10 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 08:13 »

I wasn't aware Emperor-for-Life Jeph had sanctioned any elections.

yelley · « **Reply #11 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 08:36 »

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #12 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 08:43 »

Quote from: Linds on 19 Feb 2008, 08:03

Dictator is spelled wrong, so I am with Yelley. Also, you forgot we still haven't figured out if the forum President is Spinless or Khar.

Damn it Linds, we swore to keep it a secret election so we could over throw jeph with minimal casualties. Fuck, now the secret police are probably on their way to kill their families.

yelley · « **Reply #13 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 08:43 »

man, this thread

jhocking · « **Reply #14 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 08:54 »

Quote from: yelley on 19 Feb 2008, 08:36

CAT TOWN

YOUR ICICLE MONKEYS OR WHATEVER ARE SAFE

Dissy · « **Reply #15 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 09:22 »

I am announcing my canidacy for dictator.

My platform includes (but is not limited to):
Editing Trolling posts to be Cat Macros or Crazy long chess games.
And being unique

yelley · « **Reply #16 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 09:24 »

dissy, that sounds a lot like you just stealing my platform. i veto you too.

jhocking wins this thread. MOAR CAT TOWN PLZ.

Dissy · « **Reply #17 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 09:35 »

Quote from: Dissy on 19 Feb 2008, 09:22

And being unique

So, this post would have been editied to read:

1.d4 d5 2.Nf3 e6 3.e3 Nf6 4.Bd3 c5 5.b3 Qa5+ 6.c3 cxd4 7.exd4
Be7 8.O-O Nc6 9.Bb2 O-O 10.Nbd2 Rd8 11.Re1 Qc7 12.c4 b6 13.Rc1
dxc4 14.Nxc4 Qb7 15.Nce5 Nb4 16.Bb1 Bd7 17.Ng5 Be8 18.Rc3 g6
19.Rg3 Bf8 20.Ba3 Qa6 21.Qf3 Qxa3 22.Qxf6 Bg7 23.Qf3 f6
24.Nxh7 Kxh7 25.Qh5+ Kg8 26.Bxg6 fxe5 27.Bxe8 Rxe8 28.Qg5 1-0

valley_parade · « **Reply #18 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 09:40 »

I was going to run for MP, but I guess that's not needed.

jhocking · « **Reply #19 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 09:53 »

Quote from: yelley on 19 Feb 2008, 09:24

MOAR CAT TOWN PLZ.

I AM SORRY BUT I AM MARRIED TO THE SEA

Lines · « **Reply #20 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 10:07 »

Joe, thank you for making this thread worthwhile.

Quote from: Dissy on 19 Feb 2008, 09:35

Quote from: Dissy on 19 Feb 2008, 09:22
And being unique
So, this post would have been editied to read:

A BLOO BLOO BLOO

calenlass · « **Reply #21 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 10:17 »

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

yelley · « **Reply #22 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 10:17 »

yelley · « **Reply #23 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 10:32 »

VOTE FOR DARRYL. FRIEND TO CATS EVERYWHERE.

Lines · « **Reply #24 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 10:33 »

If Jon was a cat macro:

valley_parade · « **Reply #25 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 10:35 »

Fun fact about that picture:

You know how people take pictures after they catch a huge fish? That's what Darryl's doing. He's mounting that cat on his wall RIGHT NOW!

jhocking · « **Reply #26 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 10:36 »

Quote from: Linds on 19 Feb 2008, 10:07

Joe, thank you for making this thread worthwhile.

In all fairness, yelley is the one who saved the thread:

Quote from: yelley on 19 Feb 2008, 08:36

Slick · « **Reply #27 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 10:41 »

So, first problem with this thread: the notion of choice. Let me fix that for you.

In light of recent developments with regards to banned discussions, absurdist de-railings, and trolling at large, and directly due to the present state of political disorganization and upheaval, I hereby declare myself, El Slicko, commander in chief and ruler supreme of these forums and all of their subsidiary and affiliated enterprises.
This is a move I take with the utmost of regret and reluctance, but given what has happened to my beautiful homeland, I feel there is no course left, but to act, and act decisively.

Effective immediately, all images containing cats are banned from the forum. These serve no purpose but to present a distraction from serious issues and to confuse the weakened loyal citizens.
Likewise, any image with text super-imposed on it shall also be banned.
In the interest of the restoration of proper order and regulation, there shall be no posting between the hours of 11:00 PM and 6:00 AM GMT. Posting between these hours destabilizes both the citizens who are posting and those that are lured to read.
All contact must be severed with any persona non grata, immediately and totally. These people seek to undermine and overthrow this forum for their own corrupt purposes. More so than any other enemy to our future, these people must be ostracized and expelled, with extreme prejudice, and with complete suspension of their basic human rights. The present list, shall include Yelley, Obsessions, JHocking, and Tommydski, such list to be expanded whenever necessary, effective immediately.

A violation in any form in any context of this decree will be met with the harshest of punishment. To build a strong forum, we require strong leadership, and strong leadership must not be afraid to do what is necessary. Violators forfeit all.

It is my greatest hope that together, we can forge a better future for our children and a proud remembrance of those who have died to bring us where we are today, and where we will be tomorrow.

yelley · « **Reply #28 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 10:45 »

*cough cough* MAN, THIS THREAD

isn't that some cue for a mod to swoop in and lock these sorts of threads?

0bsessions · « **Reply #29 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 10:47 »

New plan. Fuck you people and your bullshit governments. I'm officially forming a splinter group of QCers.

Whoever wants to survive the zombie outbreak, come with me.

Lines · « **Reply #30 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 10:48 »

This is true, Joe. She did start the revolution.

Also: other candidates as lolcats.

Darryl:

Katie:

Khar:

Pat:

And Slick:

(I would not be a cat.)

0bsessions · « **Reply #31 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 10:54 »

Joe Hocking cat:

Slick · « **Reply #32 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:00 »

Whereas this thread has served it's purpose in elevating me to complete rule of these forums , and whereas it has degraded into a cesspool of text-imposed cat pictures, I declare it locked, in the interests of the continued mental well being of this forum.

For crimes of cat pictures, text pictures, and referring to me, supreme and complete dictator of this space, without my entire title, Linds is hereby appended to persona non grata list.

0bsessions · « **Reply #33 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:05 »

Slick, consider this a declaration of war.

Slick · « **Reply #34 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:07 »

Whereas Obsessions represents no man or woman save himself, whereas all of his title and possessions have been stripped and added re-allocated to the forums, and whereas he has no army, no formal declaration of war shall ever take place.

He is a person of no consequence and shall be crushed like a bug beneath the many feet of progress, marching ever forward.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #35 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:08 »

Citizens! Do not listen to these blandishments! I have incontrovertible proof that slick was responsible for burning down the sandbox. In addition to my de facto position as President, I call upon my fellow forumites to elect me to the position of Forumschancellor and grant me emergency powers to deal with the slickite insurrection. My first order of business will be to inter slick and his minions in resettlement camps in the Hi I'm New forum, after which I will seek anschluss with the music forum and expand our lebensraum into the comic discussion forums, utilising the miserable half-men who populate them as a cheap source of labour.

This plan is foolproof. Absolutely nothing can go wrong.

yelley · « **Reply #36 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:13 »

I AM JOINING JON'S ARMY AND BRINGING WITH ME THE CAT ARMY.

WE CANNOT BE DEFEATED.

yelley · « **Reply #37 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:17 »

THEN CHUTE CAT WILL DIE FOR A NOBLE CAUSE.

SHUT IT, CIVILIAN. I DON'T SEE YOU FIGHTING TO DEFEND WHAT YOU LOVE.

Slick · « **Reply #38 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:18 »

ALL CATS WILL BE CHOPPED TO BITS, REGARDLESS OF IF THEY POSSES PARACHUTES OR NOT!

I declare this revolutionary forum to be in a state of dire emergency. All able-bodied citizens are ordered to report to the nearest recruitment station for enlistment in the armed forces, in the interests of defending our homeland against aggressors, be they external or domestic.

0bsessions · « **Reply #39 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:19 »

Yelley and her Cat Army will prove a valuable asset in the coming war.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #40 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:20 »

Do not listen to these propaganda broadcasts! My personal bodygaurd, in their stylish black shirts and shiny boots, are closing in on slick and his last few deluded followers as we speak.

Also, I was thinking of maybe taking a new title. How does 'forumsfuhrer' sound? Bit strong?

Lines · « **Reply #41 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:21 »

VIVA LA RESISTANCE.

Slick, you shall not win this.

Slick · « **Reply #42 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:22 »

The war is not coming, there is no war and never was!

Your mindless insurgency shall be crushed by the will and determination of the hard-working QC people. The only hope for you now is to leave this place and never return.

0bsessions · « **Reply #43 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:22 »

Khar, I propose an alliance. You can maintain position as forumsfuhrer if I am to maintain my role as General.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #44 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:24 »

How does 'Field Marshal' strike you?

Also, I was thinking, perhaps it would add a bit of class to proceedings if, every time I walked into the room, there was some form of acknowledgement? I was thinking maybe raising one arm out from the body, palm outwards, and some sort of hearty exhultation. "Hail Victory!" maybe?

valley_parade · « **Reply #45 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:25 »

Nah, stay with the times, Khar. Something like "SUP BITCHES".

Slick · « **Reply #46 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:26 »

KharBevNor, do not listen to the traitor and murderer! He can offer you ruins, I can offer you a post in the government of the future!
My dictatorship is not one of greed or malice, but one of necessity. When you are capable of self-governance again, I will retire to a quiee, private life, and when I sign a ballot, I would hope to select KharBevNor for president.
I would much rather have that as the future than I would have me signing the order of damnatio memoriae.

Lines · « **Reply #47 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:28 »

Quote from: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 11:22

The war is not coming, there is no war and never was!

Your mindless insurgency shall be crushed by the will and determination of the hard-working QC people. The only hope for you now is to leave this place and never return.

We have always been at war with Eurasia, you dirty liar.

Khar, I will join your ranks as Lieutenant and will bring forth my calvary of jousting knights.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #48 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:30 »

Come quietly slick. I promise you a fair ~~brutal interrogation and swift extrajudicial execution~~ trial at the hands of my efficient, law abiding, trench-coated public safety officers.

0bsessions · « **Reply #49 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:30 »

I do believe slick's plan is how Fidel Castro got started, guys.

Field Marshal, upon further inspection, will suffice.

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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