Jesus, Moses, and another guy are out golfing. The fourteenth hole is a tricky par 3 over the water. Jesus tees off first, and his shot goes straight into the drink. With a sigh he walks out on the water, finds where his ball is floating, and chips it onto the green in two. Moses tees off next. Plop, into the water. With a sigh, he parts the water, finds his ball lying on the dry ground, and chips it onto the green in two. The other guy tees off, and sure enough, it too lands in the water. He walks up to the edge of the water and peers down, when suddenly an eagle swoops out of the sky, catches a fish from the pond, and starts to fly off. As the eagle flies away, a pair of crows rush it, trying to defend their nest. Startled, the eagle drops the fish on the edge of the green. A fox comes running out of the nearby woods, picks up the fish, and starts running straight across the green. Just as the fox is passing the hole, the fish spits out the guy's ball and it rolls straight into the cup for a hole in one!
Moses turns to Jesus and says "Listen, this is the LAST time we play golf with your dad."