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How do you hurt your abs during sex?
Cartilage Head:
ITT virginz.
Switchblade:
Think about it: it's repetitive motion of a batch of muscles that aren't the most well-used in the entire body (I know my own abs are really out of shape). The average person's abdominals, trapezoids and obliques aren't used anywhere near as much during day-to-day living as, say, the biceps, triceps, calf muscles, glutoids and deltoids.
Vigorous sexual activity, on the other hand, involves repetitively straining those muscles against a heavy load (either your own bodyweight, or your partner's, depending on position.) Try doing that many reps against, say, thirty kilos at the gym - you'll fatigue quickly if you're not in shape.
For somebody like Faye, who really doesn't get enough regular exercise, and probably hasn't focused on those particular muscle groups when she does, it's not exactly surprising if she pulled a couple of muscles.
KITTENS!!!:
Switchblade should start a sex-oriented physical training program.
Carpens:
Two words:
Heavy grindage.
Jeff7:
--- Quote from: KITTENS!!! on 26 Feb 2008, 16:12 ---Switchblade should start a sex-oriented physical training program.
--- End quote ---
It sure would get high schoolers in shape.
Sex ed class starts.
"Ok everyone, partner up!"
There would also be much more "participation" in gym class.
The drastic increase in sex would mean a drastic increase in the rate of STD spread. Short term effect: unpleasantly devastating to the population of the age group. Long term effect: increased immunity and increased interest in researching cures for said STDs.
Parents, Vote ME for your next public school administrator. Putting the "sex" back in "sex ed."
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