Topic: I hate music! (Read 20040 times)

sean · « **on:** 05 Mar 2008, 21:34 »

Seriously, have any of you ever listened to it? It just sucks. I mean, seriously, I will throw somebody out a window if I have to hear another G major chord.

And don't get me started on the ass sucking of an A# minor triad. Dear god those are awful.

And that fucking pretentious E note can just blow me.

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #1 on:** 05 Mar 2008, 21:41 »

Man, you just do not fuck with Dm.

So don't even start.

Because I will strong-arm a ho that talks smack about Dm.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #2 on:** 05 Mar 2008, 21:50 »

I heard Dm was the saddest key. What a bitch. I am sorry, zerodrone, but Dm needs to grow some balls. F# is where it's at.

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #3 on:** 05 Mar 2008, 22:04 »

Beethoven's 9th is in Dm.

Nuff said.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #4 on:** 05 Mar 2008, 22:05 »

Herumph. Touche, sir.

PECOAE · « **Reply #5 on:** 05 Mar 2008, 22:56 »

BX

^^^^^^^^

THAT'S A B DOUBLE SHARP.

WHAT A SHITTY NOTE.

THIS IS WHY I HATE MUSIC.

squawk · « **Reply #6 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 00:47 »

where is kai

Christophe · « **Reply #7 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 01:34 »

Hey, dude from The Verve! Yeah, you, Richard Ashcroft!

FUCK YOU.

Seriously, dude, what are you trying to push on us? Your song "This is Music"? Well, you are right, this is music, and by definition sucks complete ass! Stop trying to force music down our throats, everyone knows it deepthroats ten dicks!

You heard me! Ten dicks!

If you tried to transcribe your song into notation, the notes would be dicks instead of notes! Note-dicks! Which is what music is!

Der Turm, der Leute frass · « **Reply #8 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 02:01 »

yerah, music sucks

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Ocarina654 · « **Reply #9 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 02:09 »

I vote that Der Turn NOT post gibberish in large fonts.

Gibberish is fine, when the font is reasonably sized.
Large fonts are fine, when the textual context of said fonts is not gibberish.

Back on topic, suck on meh bawls, music.

valley_parade · « **Reply #10 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 05:54 »

Quote from: Against Me!

I hate these songs
I hate the words that the singer is singing to me
I hate this melody, I HATE THIS STUPID FUCKING DRUMBEAT

dalconnsuch · « **Reply #11 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 06:20 »

i was hoping someone would say

"i like B# Maj" so i can go

"B# i sa C you douchebag!"

i get my kicks that way

i need help

jeph · « **Reply #12 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 06:34 »

I think music is pretty good

rancidhooligan · « **Reply #13 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 06:43 »

Holy doucheclots, this thread delivers!

Objects inside Clouds is my new hero.

All hail OiC!

Lines · « **Reply #14 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 07:47 »

Quote from: dalconnsuch on 06 Mar 2008, 06:20

"i like B# Maj" so i can go

"B# i sa C you douchebag!"

Ditto. B# and E# can go lock themselves in a closet. They just don't want to admit they are really C and F naturals. POSERS. LIARS.

Am can stick around, though, it's a pretty cool chord.

Patrick · « **Reply #15 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 08:18 »

Quote from: jeph on 06 Mar 2008, 06:34

I think music is pretty good

FAG

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #16 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 08:19 »

You can base an entire career around Am and Em.

Patrick · « **Reply #17 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 08:21 »

You can also base an entire career off of fucking cattle and other livestock on webcam. Doesn't mean you'll get very popular.

True story: I totally am now writing a song with the chords Fmaj, Amaj, and Gmin. Thanks for the inspiration, Jeph!

imapiratearg · « **Reply #18 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 08:24 »

G minor is a weird chord. It's weird. It keeps me up at night, as it stares through my window, tapping on the glass just as I start to nod off...They're all rotten, I tell you. All those notes and chords. If you don't watch your back, a diminished 7th might sneak up on you and cut your throat in broad daylight.

PECOAE · « **Reply #19 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 08:25 »

Quote from: imapiratearg on 06 Mar 2008, 08:24

G minor is a weird chord. It's weird. It keeps me up at night, as it stares through my window, tapping on the glass just as I start to nod off...They're all rotten, I tell you. All those notes and chords. If you don't watch your back, a diminished 7th might sneak up on you and cut your throat in broad daylight.

And those augmented 6ths. Don't trust them.

I do some made up jazz shit with C Minor on the piano. It's mad easy.

\m/

Patrick · « **Reply #20 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 08:36 »

When I was in 5th grade, Fdom7 took my PB&J out of my little brown lunch bag and put a dead rat in its place.

I cried for an hour

Johnny C · « **Reply #21 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 09:02 »

Dm works really well as the root key for a Southern-rock-ish song.

karl gambolputty... · « **Reply #22 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 09:14 »

Dm drank all my whiskey and ran over my dog

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #23 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 09:15 »

Emaj7#11 stole my bike from me as a child

But neopolitan chords are delicious

Oh, the conflict

Patrick · « **Reply #24 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 09:25 »

Quote from: KickThatBathProf on 06 Mar 2008, 09:15

Emaj7#11

God just looking at the fucking thing makes me want to gun its family down.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #25 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 09:32 »

Yeah, but then it'd probably retaliate with bombing your house or something

Thrillho · « **Reply #26 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 11:48 »

Quote from: imapiratearg on 05 Mar 2008, 21:50

I heard Dm was the saddest key. What a bitch. I am sorry, zerodrone, but Dm needs to grow some balls. F# is where it's at.

I've got F# on vinyl. When I first heard it I smashed my D minor 7" and pissed on it, then threw it out. In that order.

Lines · « **Reply #27 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 11:59 »

Tritones make me hide under the bed covers and weep like a little girl.

Well, no, but they really do make me cringe.

Patrick · « **Reply #28 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 12:05 »

I will shit on your dim13b7 and fuck your octave melody line's dog in the nose.

karl gambolputty... · « **Reply #29 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 12:10 »

Pitchfork gave B#min a 0.2 and a youtube video of an orangutan flinging his crap at an ostrich.

Christophe · « **Reply #30 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 12:20 »

Dorian mode? More like Bore-ian mode amiriteamiriteamirite

Patrick · « **Reply #31 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 12:36 »

Mixolydian mode? More like DICKSolydian mode amirite!

imapiratearg · « **Reply #32 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 13:04 »

Man, modes are SO 14th Century. Fssht.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #33 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 13:16 »

Who needs modes? Who needs keys? Who needs chords? Who needs notes?!

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

imapiratearg · « **Reply #34 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 13:22 »

Quote from: greenMonkey on 06 Mar 2008, 13:16

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imapiratearg · « **Reply #35 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 13:34 »

Quote from: KimJongSick on 06 Mar 2008, 12:36

Mixolydian mode? More like DICKSolydian mode amirite!

Yeah! Aeolian? More like GAEolian.

(Am I doing it right?)

Patrick · « **Reply #36 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 13:35 »

Locrian? Moar liek JOKErian.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #37 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 13:48 »

Phrygian? Moar liek FAGgian

(Yeah I know. weak)

Patrick · « **Reply #38 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 14:07 »

Dorian? Moar liek WHOREian
Octatonic? Moar liek COCKtatonic
Whole tone? Moar liek DROLL tone
Major? Moar liek GAYjor
Chromatic? Moar liek HOMOmatic

I think that about covers the scales and modes.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #39 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 14:10 »

You forgot pentatonic. Unless that's another name for something already named. I can't remember.

Patrick · « **Reply #40 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 14:15 »

Pentatonic is too hard. I'll just do blues.

Blues? Moar liek POOZ

Beastmouth · « **Reply #41 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 14:16 »

Quote from: imapiratearg on 06 Mar 2008, 14:10

You forgot pentatonic. Unless that's another name for something already named. I can't remember.

I'm pretty sure pentatonic is just Latin for "holding five dicks"

hth

De_El · « **Reply #42 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 17:48 »

In a few months, it will no longer be cool to hate on music. Rather, it will be cool to say that you liked music back when douches were hating on it.

In the mean time, I think we can all agree ORAL stimulation is superior to AURAL stimulation.

camelpimp · « **Reply #43 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 18:25 »

That's kind of like saying Mother Teresa is better than Hitler.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #44 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 18:27 »

What the fuck, The Music Forum.

Johnny C · « **Reply #45 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 18:43 »

Quote from: imapiratearg on 06 Mar 2008, 13:34

Yeah! Aeolian? More like GAEolian.

This thread peaked here, guys.

De_El · « **Reply #46 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 19:17 »

Quote from: camelpimp on 06 Mar 2008, 18:25

That's kind of like saying Mother Teresa is better than Hitler.

That is entirely arguable.
Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

You do the math.

Kai · « **Reply #47 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 19:28 »

Quote from: squawk on 06 Mar 2008, 00:47

where is kai

sup dogg

squawk · « **Reply #48 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 21:08 »

(You're usually the first one to sing the Replacements song in any case but Tommy got it this time.)

dalconnsuch · « **Reply #49 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 22:33 »

Quote from: zerodrone on 06 Mar 2008, 08:19

You can base an entire career around Am and Em.

hell if you know a Dm you can play a 12 bar blues in the key of A! hooray!

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