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Re: I hate music!
« Reply #50 on: 07 Mar 2008, 00:35 »
There are simply too many notes, that's all.
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Re: I hate music!
« Reply #51 on: 07 Mar 2008, 08:12 »
Idunno why you guys are pissed off at music. The real threat here is numbers. There's, like, too many of 'em and stuff.

I apologize
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Re: I hate music!
« Reply #52 on: 07 Mar 2008, 08:30 »
Man, you think numbers are gay? Numbers are nothing compared to its lame uncle, algebra.

Quote from: Little Nephew
If a number can't come real
Then I don't need that stumper
The concept of the variable
Can take it in the dumper

Don't be all like "X is 5"
If five is what you mean
If five is what is on your mind
Then baby just come clean

Oh, wait, I just used music to diss numbers. Is that like using Hitler to bash Saddam? Does it matter?
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Re: I hate music!
« Reply #53 on: 10 Mar 2008, 13:08 »
I heard pitchfork gave music a 1.5, they said it sounded too derivative of pavement.
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Re: I hate music!
« Reply #54 on: 10 Mar 2008, 13:49 »
Quote from: pentaen on 10 Mar 2008, 13:08
I heard pitchfork gave music a 1.5, they said it sounded too derivative of pavement.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/pitchfork_gives_music_6_8
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Re: I hate music!
« Reply #55 on: 10 Mar 2008, 14:01 »
haha best onion article ever
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Re: I hate music!
« Reply #56 on: 17 Mar 2008, 12:07 »
I just started learning to play guitar on Saturday, and must say it is an instrument of instant gratification, as contrasted to the piano. (You can play ACTUAL (hated) MUSIC almost instantly)
As for chords, I invented (?) one:
|_|_|_|_|_|
|_|_x_|_|_|
|_|_|_x_|_x
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and could only think to chant "hate--hate--hate..." while strumming it.

A similar chord is:
|_|_x_|_|_|
|_|_|_x_|_x
|_|_|_|_x_|
To which one can only chant "pain--pain--pain..."
(I say this post is on topic because it's talking about chords. I like chords.)

(Edit: now we need chords for "rage" and "fear of self")
« Last Edit: 17 Mar 2008, 12:09 by atimholt »
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Re: I hate music!
« Reply #57 on: 17 Mar 2008, 14:50 »
That second one is just a D major chord..with what appears to be an sharp root added on. 
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Re: I hate music!
« Reply #58 on: 17 Mar 2008, 16:02 »
The first one is just Fmaj with the same sharp root. I don't know what that makes it, but fuck it.

I just checked all-guitar-chords.com and yeah I don't know what the fuck chord that is.
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Re: I hate music!
« Reply #59 on: 17 Mar 2008, 19:07 »
Well one way of sharping the root is to flatten the 3 and 5.

Making them diminished chords.

Which is why they sound metal.
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Re: I hate music!
« Reply #60 on: 17 Mar 2008, 20:24 »
I 'play' the Banjo.

Music hates me.
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Re: I hate music!
« Reply #61 on: 18 Mar 2008, 02:11 »
god why did you people bring this thread back? its a parody thread, let it die.
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Re: I hate music!
« Reply #62 on: 18 Mar 2008, 06:07 »
Because a newbie misunderstood the thread's intentions.
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Re: I hate music!
« Reply #63 on: 18 Mar 2008, 07:23 »
What'd the fermata say?

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Re: I hate music!
« Reply #64 on: 18 Mar 2008, 13:05 »
Quote from: Patrick on 06 Mar 2008, 08:18
Quote from: jeph on 06 Mar 2008, 06:34
I think music is pretty good

FAG

More like CAmFG amirite?
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Re: I hate music!
« Reply #65 on: 18 Mar 2008, 14:08 »
Quote from: valley_parade on 17 Mar 2008, 14:50
That second one is just a D major chord..with what appears to be an sharp root added on. 
That'd be a D -9, obv
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Re: I hate music!
« Reply #66 on: 18 Mar 2008, 14:31 »
Quote from: Beastmouth on 18 Mar 2008, 14:08
Quote from: valley_parade on 17 Mar 2008, 14:50
That second one is just a D major chord..with what appears to be an sharp root added on. 
That'd be a D -9, obv

Doesn't a D9 need an E note, not an Eb, and as such a sharp root isn't a D9?
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