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Lim·er·ick
Patrick:
I have a big headache right now
It feels I've been sat on by cows
I'll go pop a pill
I'm feeling quite ill
It feels like it's going kaPOW
Bonus points: band rehearsal in an hour whooooooooooooo
fatty:
(9:36:43 PM) fatty: guys, i'm in a lim'rick writing spree
(9:36:46 PM) fatty: rhyming and rhyming with glee
(9:37:02 PM) fatty: i just can't stop - i'm about to pop!
(9:37:09 PM) fatty: ...what a messy sight that would be.
(10:47:33 PM) fatty: man, i've been talking in rhyme all night
(10:47:40 PM) fatty: it really is quite a sight
(10:47:49 PM) fatty: everything that i say, i must put in a way
(10:47:59 PM) fatty: that fits the lim'rick form quite tight
the once was a dude named Aztex
Who was under a powerful hex
On internet access
depended his happ'ness
Until he replaced it with sex.
Peet:
I look at the Krebs Cycle and what's this?
A species for gluconeogenesis
Named oxaloacetate
It really is quite great
Also for amino acid synthesis!
Jimmy the Squid:
These limericks are such a bore
I try and I try to ignore
All your silly rhymes
Please get with the times
And post pictures of dinosaurs
loyalpeon:
Twice blessed, our hero the doc
Once with his hands, again with his cock
Makes the incision
With wondrous precision
And takes off her elegant frock
Kelly was supple, nimble and keen
Eva was rubbing oils on Christine
Sue liked her whips
Fey swayed her hips
While doc spread his charms in between
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