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Patrick:
There once was a man from Kentucky
Who dreamed he had gotten quite lucky
He woke with a start
And a thundering heart
To find he was birthing a ducky

I got nothin'

Edit: THERE YOU GO KATIE, EDITED FOR YOU

Switchblade:
There once was a lady from Bude
Who went for a swim in the lake.
A man in a punt
stuck his pole in the water
and said "you can't swim here - it's private!"

BobJoeJim:
Yesterday this thread was a blast,
But now the thrill has passed.
I had my fun
And wrote this one
But this limerick will be my last.

Peet:
The victory falls, then, to me
For I look around and see
That all of my peers
Have withdrawn their jeers
As I continue about my spree.

Patrick:
Your lies are such horrible shite
You appear to be seeking a fight
You've got such esteem
For yourself, it sure seems
And it's funny 'cause none of it's right

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