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Amaroq:
As a coder the limerick most fun
Was at limerickdb - its the one
Completely in code
To which I write this ode:
All hail "int factorial (int sum)"!
http://limerickdb.com/?376
sean:
--- Quote from: Patrick on 10 Mar 2008, 01:46 ---stfu fag
u just pissed cuz u cant play
lern 2 suk less n00b
--- End quote ---
Ima go tell a mod on you
he will make your haxing ass go shoo
he will be leik "lol ban"
you will be leik "aw man"
thats why you dont pick on those who are new
Barmymoo:
As a student of english I 'fess,
that my limerick ability is less
that the ones that I see
when I visit QC,
which leaves me in quite a big mess.
It's a very strange truth that I know:
it rhymes if you say it just so.
There's a way I can make
the word lark rhyme with lake
but I won't tell you how, I must go.
Amaroq:
Dang you people, now you've got me getting all political .. in limerick form.
Now a housing crisis is looming
Because when the market was booming
To impress their spouses
People bought houses
When really they should have been rooming
Buying on margin: speculating
Why should my tax money pay a thing
To bail you guys out?
No, I don't doubt
Its all 'bout election year bling.
My wife and I thought about buying
But it would have taken some lying
On our mortgage app
(Our credit was crap);
We knew ARM's would lead to some crying.
Economics are simple, you see
Money: it doesn't grow on trees.
Now my wife and I
(Who didn't buy)
Want to purchase a house by the sea.
The only way we can afford it
Is if the prices come down a bit.
That's not gonna happen
If the dominant faction
Gets Congress to take care their shit.
Look, it's called a market correction.
For some, yes its a painful lesson.
For the rest of us
Who weren't idiots
Its a natural change in direction!
Also submitted to limerick db - so if you find it there, don't accuse me of plagiarism. 8-)
Patrick:
I tried to adjust my bridge
It's annoying like each bloody midge
But the worthless-ass screw
Fucking stripped, piece of poo
To intonate G just a smidge
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